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'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him growling at the camera and making threats to [[Clyde|Clyde Cash]].
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'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him growling at the camera and making threats to [[Clyde Cash]].
 
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Revision as of 05:18, 14 November 2010

Take that Page DOWN NOW! is a YouTube video posted by Chris on 30 March 2009, in which he demands that his ED page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him growling at the camera and making threats to Clyde Cash.

Video


Take that Page DOWN NOW!
Stardate 30 March 2009
Subject Matter ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style Rage.png Rage
Saga Clyde saga.png Clyde saga
Shirt Brownshirtwithlogo.png Brown with Logo
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Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)

Transcript

Just a major up--just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would really inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[removes glasses, grows more stern]--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al--everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.

[sighs] Because you don't--because that thing has been bothering me for so ma--for that long time. And you know how the expression "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." Too many crooks! Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook.

Mmmm! It just makes me really [tries to flex nonexistent muscles] angry! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry?

[reaches off camera; after jump cut, picks up the Clown Doll with picture taped to it]

This is Clyde.

[jump cut to Chris holding doll in left hand and making fist with right]

And this is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [begins pounding the shit out of doll]

[reaches down to retrieve picture, rips it in half] NNNGH!

[looks into camera, sneering] You want me to calm down? YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN? You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll] Or Clyde is--BAM! [resumes punching his clown]

Director's Cut


Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)
Stardate 30 March 2009
Subject Matter ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style Rage.png Rage
Saga Clyde saga.png Clyde saga
Shirt Brownshirtwithlogo.png Brown with Logo
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Take that Page DOWN NOW!
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Secret Weapon
 
 
I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!
 

 

Transcript

[jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart] Ngh...EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!

[picks up doll again, tries to tear its head off, fails] EENNGH--GGH!

[begins beating it more savagely] NGH! NGH! [throws it to ground, reaches down to rape pound on it] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH!

[pops back up to give a primal growl] ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!

[gives Claw of Fail as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior] CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE DEAAAD! YOU ARE DEAD! [hiccups] YOU ARE DEAD! AND SO IS THAT PAGE! RRARRGGH--[hic]--RRRGGHH!! [snorts] EEEEENNRRRHHH! [begins smacking his fist into his palm]

[jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again]

Mmm! You despi--you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to BEAT your lights out! [performs Claw of Fail again]I am going to DRAG you right in front of EVERYONE if we ever meet in public! I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT--[Ultimate Warrior voice]--AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR! NNNGHHGGGHH!

[throws something into his camera, obscuring it]


NNNAGGHHHH!!!


Fan videos

Chris Chan's Ultimate Attack
Stardate 31 March 2009
Made By Trowelhands
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

External links

Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora Chris's videos Secret Weapon
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Clyde vs. Chris

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | ACWCAudition | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Chris vs Clyde: Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack | DrainedCreativity

Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial