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Barbara Chandler

2012-05-19T11:49:52Z

Marriage with Bob:

User talk:Freecell

2012-05-19T08:35:55Z

User talk:Freecell

2012-05-19T06:58:24Z

Troll's remorse or some bullshit.

User:Kuehlxph3478

2012-05-19T05:59:22Z

New user account

User:TRUEandHONESTuser

2012-05-19T05:20:10Z

Power Rangers

2012-05-19T05:11:38Z

User:TRUEandHONESTuser

2012-05-19T05:09:15Z

PlayStation Vita

2012-05-19T05:01:23Z

User:Champthom/Paper

2012-05-19T04:17:23Z

Paper:

Talk:Chris in the media

2012-05-19T02:51:06Z

I am better than your kids.: new section

User:Medical Practitioner Robbottnk

2012-05-19T02:49:24Z

New user account

Man in the Pickle Suit

2012-05-19T02:14:58Z

The Pickle Men today:

Chris Chan's Public Announcement

2012-05-19T00:29:54Z

Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2012-05-18T22:48:09Z

Transcript: less than one second is a "long pause"? either figure out what words mean, or grow an attention span

User:Champthom/Alogging

2012-05-18T22:45:04Z

Fluffing it up here and there

Chris and race

2012-05-18T21:36:29Z

Nope, no improved race relations: for fuck's sake, grow up

Trolls

2012-05-18T19:20:18Z

Chris the Troll:

Chris and the Law

2012-05-18T18:43:31Z

In the comic:

Yu-Gi-Oh!

2012-05-18T18:32:25Z

Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards:

Medallions

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User:Folphedivan1989

2012-05-18T17:46:26Z

New user account

User:Venusaur

2012-05-18T17:12:54Z

New user account

User talk:Freecell

2012-05-18T11:54:12Z

been a long time:

User:Alopax

2012-05-18T05:20:24Z

Trolls

2012-05-18T00:51:55Z

Motivations:

Sarah Nicole Hammer

2012-05-17T23:51:36Z

She got hot: nothing incorrect about that, someone should Read More Books

File:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg

2012-05-17T22:39:13Z

Sex toys

2012-05-17T22:19:39Z

List of known sex toys:

Template:Da update

2012-05-17T22:13:07Z

Trim

User:BlueChan

2012-05-17T21:58:46Z

PlayStation Vita

2012-05-17T21:56:05Z

File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg

2012-05-17T21:37:42Z

Chris and hypocrisy

2012-05-17T15:42:27Z

"Grow up!" — Maturity:

User talk:Freecell

2012-05-17T12:01:41Z

Chris and death

2012-05-17T05:33:04Z

Talk:Kacey calls

2012-05-17T03:04:53Z

Broken links: new section

Autism

2012-05-17T02:09:47Z

Autism cured?: ...

Chris and death

2012-05-17T01:28:43Z

Chris himself (1982-):

List of Chris's games

2012-05-17T00:56:15Z

Game Boy:

Yu-Gi-Oh!

2012-05-17T00:40:12Z

User:Tiobelsighto1980

2012-05-17T00:24:29Z

New user account

Yu-Gi-Oh!

2012-05-16T23:45:15Z

CWCville

2012-05-16T19:43:43Z

Government and politics:

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 After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up the phone on him when he called to ask about his father.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails</ref>
-Yeatts died on June 6th, 2007 in South Hill. His obituary made no mention of Cole and, curiously, none of Barbara either.<ref>http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&pid=88787372</ref>
+Yeatts died on 6 June 2007 in South Hill. His obituary made no mention of Cole and, curiously, none of Barbara either.<ref>http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&pid=88787372</ref>
 ====Jerry Harmon====
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 With both Barbara and Bob retired, they resided with Chris in their Ruckersville home. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the family home and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house.
-Barbara became a widow on September 6, 2011 when Bob died.<ref name="BobObit">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref>
+Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.<ref name="BobObit">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref>
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	Hey. I'm not sure who to go to to help out with this but I'd like to have all my User contributions rolled back and purged from whatever records you keep. Whether this means permanently banning me or otherwise, I'm not worried. See, I'm over the Sonichu thing and kind of don't want my username associated with it. It's somewhat embarrassing. (Is it possible to just change my username so in that it appears in the history of the wiki as somebody else? I'm convinced there's bots and shit to do this, but I don't know). [[User:Nullity\|Nullity]] 23:58, 18 May 2012 (PDT)		Hey. I'm not sure who to go to to help out with this but I'd like to have all my User contributions rolled back and purged from whatever records you keep. Whether this means permanently banning me or otherwise, I'm not worried. See, I'm over the Sonichu thing and kind of don't want my username associated with it. It's somewhat embarrassing. (Is it possible to just change my username so in that it appears in the history of the wiki as somebody else? I'm convinced there's bots and shit to do this, but I don't know). [[User:Nullity\|Nullity]] 23:58, 18 May 2012 (PDT)
		+	:I'm effectively just a regular user who can ban vandals. I honestly wouldn't know anything about that. I'd imagine Anonymax could get a bot to change all your talk page posts to say something else, and your account could be deleted, but I can't do either of those things. I'm sure Champ or Anonymax would be able to help more. Sorry that all I can do is redirect you. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures\|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell\|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell\|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell\|contribs]]) </span></small> 01:35, 19 May 2012 (PDT)

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	:I guess you should ask Champ. I'm not the guy who banned you, after all. Sorry about the delayed reply, I was studying for an exam. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures\|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell\|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell\|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell\|contribs]]) </span></small> 05:01, 17 May 2012 (PDT)		:I guess you should ask Champ. I'm not the guy who banned you, after all. Sorry about the delayed reply, I was studying for an exam. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures\|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell\|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell\|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell\|contribs]]) </span></small> 05:01, 17 May 2012 (PDT)
	*No. Besides, you started your own message board, isn't that good enough for you? --[[User:Champthom\|Champthom]] 04:54, 18 May 2012 (PDT)		*No. Besides, you started your own message board, isn't that good enough for you? --[[User:Champthom\|Champthom]] 04:54, 18 May 2012 (PDT)
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		+	==Removing an Account==
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		+	Hey. I'm not sure who to go to to help out with this but I'd like to have all my User contributions rolled back and purged from whatever records you keep. Whether this means permanently banning me or otherwise, I'm not worried. See, I'm over the Sonichu thing and kind of don't want my username associated with it. It's somewhat embarrassing. (Is it possible to just change my username so in that it appears in the history of the wiki as somebody else? I'm convinced there's bots and shit to do this, but I don't know). [[User:Nullity\|Nullity]] 23:58, 18 May 2012 (PDT)

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-Hello, I am a [[TRUE and HONEST]] user of the CWCKI. I would like to help improve the CWCKI and do my part. I sometimes screw up at fixing things, so if that happens, [[Chris and Remorse|I am sorry]].
+Hello, I am a [[TRUE and HONEST]] user of the CWCKI. I would like to help improve the CWCKI and do my part.
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 {{PS3}}
 {{Wii}}
+{{Observer}}
+{{Straight}}

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−	'''''Power Rangers''''' is the name of the franchise spanning nearly two decades that adapted the Japanese [[Wikipedia:tokusatsu\|tokusatsu]] ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai\|Super Sentai]]'' series for Western viewers. The show centers around a team of teenagers / young adults, armed with sophisticated weaponry and gadgets, giant machines that combine into even bigger machines, and wear brightly-colored spandex while fighting monstrous aliens. It was a smash hit when it first aired in the early [[1990's]], and while most of the children who enjoyed the original series have long since grown up, new seasons continue to be produced.	+	'''''Power Rangers''''' is the name of the franchise spanning nearly two decades that adapted the Japanese [[Wikipedia:tokusatsu\|tokusatsu]] ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai\|Super Sentai]]'' series for Western viewers. The show centers around a team of teenagers / young adults, armed with sophisticated weaponry and gadgets, giant machines that combine into even bigger machines, and wear [[Autism\|brightly-colored]] [[Homos\|spandex]] while fighting monstrous aliens. It was a smash hit when it first aired in the early [[1990's]], and while most of the children who enjoyed the original series have long since grown up, new seasons continue to be produced.

	And just like everything else, [[Chris]] got his grubby little hands on them.		And just like everything else, [[Chris]] got his grubby little hands on them.

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	+	{{Naive}}
	+	{{White}}
	+	{{Americunt}}
	+	{{Skittles}}
	+	{{Jew}}
	+	{{PS3}}
	+	{{Wii}}

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 *''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance'': $35.99
 *''Escape Plan'': $14.99
-*''Little Deviants'': $29.99
+*''Little [[DeviantArt|Deviants]]'': $29.99
 *''Lumines Electronic Symphony'': $35.99
 *''[[ModNation Racers]]: [[Ohio trip|Road Trip]]'': $29.99
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 *''Sumioni'': $19.99
 *''Super Stardust Delta'': $9.99
-*''Tales from Space: [[Chris and health#Obesity|Mutant Blobs]] Attack'': $7.99
+*''Tales from Space: [[Obesity|Mutant Blobs]] Attack'': $7.99
 *''[[Homos|Touch My Katamari]]'': $29.99
 *''Uncharted: Golden Abyss'': $44.99

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 Focusing upon the author Christian Weston Chandler. Due to the fact that as a young child he was often left with a [[Abusive babysitter|baby-sitter]] as his parents went out, we can assume he never went through the Oedipus complex, due to the frequent absence of his father figure, [[Robert Chandler]] Junior. As stated in [[Wikipedia:Sigmund Freud|Sigmund Freud]]'s Psychoanalytical theory this is the time where a son is supposed to gain an attraction for his mother but hates his father due to knowledge that he is more powerful. The child is supposed to then identify with his father and his role as a male and thus seek another woman. Chris exhibit's a desire for a girlfriend but he still seems to show a desire for his mother sharing several times cuddling together but only while Bob is away which would lead to that he is still in the complex.
-A very likely explanation for Chris's desire for a female stems from denial or possibility trying to conform to society despite the emotional strains he puts upon himself as a sacrifice to show himself as a heterosexual. However Chris seems to project his gay desires into the characters of his Sonichu Comic; a very common occurrence for people in a situation like his.
+A very likely explanation for Chris's desire for a female stems from denial or possibly trying to conform to society despite the emotional strains he puts upon himself as a sacrifice to show himself as a heterosexual. However Chris seems to project his gay desires into the characters of his Sonichu Comic; a very common occurrence for people in a situation like his.
 As mentioned before Chris is in the Phallic stage of the psychosexual stages quite a lot of his comic contains a lot of Phallic imagery, a notable example being the [[Target]] cup with the straw in [[Sonichu 8]].

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	--[[User:Anonymax\|Anonymax]] 01:01, 28 September 2011 (PDT)		--[[User:Anonymax\|Anonymax]] 01:01, 28 September 2011 (PDT)
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		+	== I am better than your kids. ==
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		+	I saw one of Chris's drawings on a website. Should it go under this or the drawing itself?

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 [[File:Realpickle1.png|thumb|Shit just got real.]]
-In [[October 2009]], the MIPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggests he has come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild.
+In [[October 2009]], the MIPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggests he has come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012 (or so he claims.) To date, the MIPS has yet to comment on this.
 ==Selected videos==

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−	In the first [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Christian]] since the launch of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and, consequently, attempts to re-introduce himself in order to start over on the right foot.	+	In the first [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Christian]] since the launch of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and, consequently, attempts to re-introduce himself in order to start over on the right foot. Oddly, Chris loudly inhales between his sentences a lot in this video.

	==Watch==		==Watch==

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	<font color="#009966"> '''Michael:'''</font> He probably will.		<font color="#009966"> '''Michael:'''</font> He probably will.
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−	~~[''Long pause'']~~

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Chris and Race\|''JEW!'']]		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Chris and Race\|''JEW!'']]

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 [[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|The original A-Log. If you thought this was Chris at first glance, you are not blamed, nor are you the only one.]]
-'''A-Logs''' is a term used to describe those who follow Chris who wish to inflict harm, often physical, on Chris, often for perceived "crimes" Chris is "guilty" of. An opposite extreme to [[White knights]], whereas White knights believe that Chris is capable of no wrong and try to help him, A Logs believe Chris is capable of no right and wish to hurt him. While once fashionable, it has become a view associated with people who wish to "trollshield" themselves and therefore looked down by the greater CWC community.
+'''A-Logging''' is a term used to describe the practice of those who follow Chris who wish to inflict harm upon him, often physical, and often for perceived "crimes" that Chris is "guilty" of. Those who follow this practice are known as '''A-Logs'''. A-Logs are an opposite extreme to [[white knights]], whereas white knights try to defend Chris from trolls and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is beneath contempt and deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to and then some. While once fashionable, it has become a view associated with people who wish to "trollshield" themselves and therefore is looked down by the greater CWC community.
-The term originates from '''Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto''', a YouTube commentator who is known for providing commentary on Chris's videos, and often goes on about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) and wishes harm to be inflicted on him. It was this practice, among other things (including his own similarities to Chris himself), that led to A-Log becoming a trolling subject, and the inspiration of this very page.
+The term originates from '''Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto''', a YouTube commentator who is known for providing commentary on Chris's videos, and often goes on about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) and wishes harm to be inflicted on him. It was this practice, among other things (including his own similarities to Chris himself), that led to A-Log becoming a trolling subject himself, and the inspiration of this very page.
 ==Motivations==
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 ===Justification for trolling Chris===
-Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. As a result, some people justify trolling him by arguing that he is in fact a bad person who "deserves" to be trolled. One common argument is that "Chris gives [[autism|autistics]] a bad name." Others will appeal to his [[Chris and race|debatable racism]] or [[homos|homophobia]] as excuses to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he current receives but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.
+Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. As a result, some people justify trolling him by arguing that he ''is'', in fact, a bad person who "deserves" to be trolled. One common argument is that "Chris gives [[autism|autistics]] a bad name." Others will appeal to his [[Chris and race|debatable racism]], [[homos|homophobia]], or [[Women's rights|sexism]] as excuses to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.
 ===Trollshielding===
-Often times, those who "A-Log" do so to "trollshield" or avoid becoming troll victims as well. These people have many traits in common with Chris - they too are autistic, still live at home, have trouble with women, fixated on childish things, and some are perhaps worse off than Chris. However, they will argue that they are "at least not like Chris" and are fervent in their urge to troll Chris so people don't troll them themselves. Often times this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolls.
+Often times, those who "A-Log" do so to "trollshield" or avoid becoming troll victims as well. These people tend to have many traits in common with Chris - they too are autistic, still live at home, have trouble with women, or are fixated on childish things. Some are perhaps even worse off than Chris. However, A-Logs will argue that they are "at least not like Chris" and are fervent in their urge to troll Chris so people don't troll them themselves. Often times, as in the case of the original A-Log this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolls.
-==Arguments against A Logs==
+==Arguments against A-Logs==
-While Chris is far from perfect, he is not exactly deserving of harm or extreme abuse that A Logs would call for. There are a few reasons:
+While Chris is far from perfect, there are those who believe that he is not exactly deserving of harm or extreme abuse that A-Logs would call for. This is reminiscent of the divided opinions in regards to [[BlueSpike]] and his style of trolling, with many disapproving of his extreme methods, but some who want a return to those more sadistic times.
 ===Chris is not Hitler===
-Chris is not an utterly despicable person who is guilty of "crimes" that must be punished. Hitler was responsible for the death of over 6 million Jews plus millions of other political dissidents during World War II. Chris is just an idiot who spends his time playing PS3.
+Chris is not an utterly despicable person who is guilty of "crimes" that must be punished. Hitler was responsible for the death of over 6 million Jews, plus millions of other political dissidents during World War II. Chris is just an idiot who spends his time playing [[video games|vidya]]. While he ''is'' quite prone to [[Chris and anger|rage]] and has a noted tendency to threaten people with violence and [[death threats|death]], is it generally understood that Chris is not competent enough to actually carry out any threats. Except, of course, within the world of [[Sonichu_8|Sonichu]] and [[Sonichu_10|CWCville]], which hardly counts.
 ====Chris's racism and homophobia====
-While his views on race and homosexuality are not politically correct, they hardly seem to suggest Chris is an amoral monster. Chris's discomfort for black people, while not poltiically correct, is arguably more from failing to understand social norms in that you don't announce to the world you're discomforted by African American rather than of the ideology of white supremacy that your average KKK member would have. Chris has no history of actually going out and lynching blacks or other minorities that discomfort him but simply that they don't appeal to him sexually.
+While his views on race and homosexuality are not politically correct, they hardly seem to suggest Chris is an amoral monster. Chris's discomfort for black people, while not poltiically correct, is arguably more from failing to understand social norms, in that you don't announce to the world you're discomforted by African-Americans, rather than of the ideology of white supremacy that your average KKK member would have. Chris has no history of actually going out and lynching blacks or other minorities that discomfort him. The closest he has come to that was picking on the black kids that frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]] and acting like they wanted to steal from him, and using "Jew" as a pejorative against [[Michael Snyder]], who Chris inaccurately believes to be Jewish. His only real grievance, if you can call it that, is that non-white women don't fit his ideal vision of a [[sweetheart]], which he constantly fails to properly articulate.
-In regards to his homophobia, while his reasons are ill informed at best, Chris is a rather ordinary person who is discomforted by homosexuals. He is not the Westboro Baptist Church which is engaged in a massive campaign against homosexuals using inflammatory language, nor is he head of a power lobbying group against LBGT individuals in Washington. Once again, Chris is just an idiot who plays PS3 all day.
+In regards to his homophobia, while his reasons are ill-informed at best, Chris is a rather ordinary person who is discomforted by homosexuals. He is not the Westboro Baptist Church which is engaged in a massive campaign against homosexuals using inflammatory language, nor is he head of a power-lobbying group against LBGT individuals in Washington. Once again, Chris is just an idiot who plays PS3 all day.
 ====The tugboat====
-Some A Logs content that Chris is a bad person because he "steals" [[tugboat|taxpayer]] money. While Chris does not use his SSDI in the ways intended by the program, there are probably far worse people out there who actually try to cheat the system. Chris clearly displays signs of autism, and autism does qualify one for Social Security Disability. Besides, do you really think Chris could interact with the public at large? Just imagine that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|smell]].
+Some A-Logs content that Chris is a bad person because he "steals" [[tugboat|taxpayer]] money. While Chris does not use his SSDI in the ways intended by the program, there are probably far worse people out there who actually try to cheat the system. Chris clearly displays signs of autism, and autism does qualify one for Social Security Disability. Besides, do you really think Chris could interact with the public at large? Just imagine that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|smell]].
 ===Chris is retarded===
-While not literally mentally retarded, he is practically one. He actually believed an [[Vanessa Hudgens|attractive celebrity]] was interested in him sexually and that he was talking to her. He still insists that he's had many [[sweethearts]], all very attractive women, and doesn't find it curious that they suddenly die or disappear. He is a retard, not a criminal mastermind.
+While not literally mentally retarded, at least as defined by medical standards, he practically is. He actually believed an [[Vanessa Hudgens|attractive celebrity]] was interested in him sexually and that he was talking to her. He still insists that he's had many [[sweethearts]], all very attractive women, and doesn't find it curious that they suddenly die or disappear. He is a retard, not a criminal mastermind.
-While you are probably going to go to hell for laughing at a retard, relax - everyone has their vice, for some it's smoking, others it's consorting with loose women, for us it's laughing at a retard. You do not need to justify it by arguing that Chris is a bad person who deserves to be trolled.
+While you are probably going to go to hell for laughing at a retard, relax - everyone has their vice, for some it's smoking, others it's consorting with loose women, for us it's laughing at a retard. You do not need to justify it by arguing that Chris is a bad person who deserves to be trolled. One need only to see the fate of the original A-Log to see the potential consequences of that course of action.
 ==External links==
 [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto on Encyclopedia Dramatica]

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 [[Image:Chrishunwessonkramer.jpg|thumb|"Fitty years ago you'da been hung from a damn dirty tree!"]]
-This just in: Chris is a bigot. If anyone had any misconceptions that Chris was anything short of the most horrible person on earth, he ended Sonichu Day by calling Tito the N-word in "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]" and in the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], making him an official racist. (The repercussions of this event included [[Jack Thaddeus]] removing his ads from CWCipedia and [[Mao]] taking over the site for a short time, leading to a massive amount of vandalism.) Soon, Chris also called Michael Snyder a Jew (in a derogatory way) in [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]. He later performed [[Song for Jackie.MOV|a song in ''blackface'']] for his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. {{clear}}
+This just in: Chris is a bigot. If anyone had any misconceptions that Chris was anything short of the most horrible person on earth, he ended Sonichu Day by calling Tito a "nigger" in "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]" and in the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], making him an official racist. (The repercussions of this event included [[Jack Thaddeus]] removing his ads from CWCipedia and [[Mao]] taking over the site for a short time, leading to a massive amount of vandalism.) Soon, Chris also called Michael Snyder a Jew (in a derogatory way) in [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]. He later performed [[Song for Jackie.MOV|a song in ''blackface'']] for his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. {{clear}}
 ==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

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 While the idea of everyone's favorite manchild becoming the one thing he hates seems kind of farfetched if not laughably ironic, it actually isn't too far off as one might think. Because of his horrendous misconceptions of what he thinks his trolls does, Chris believes that, if given a new target, Chris's trolls would gladly stop attacking him and go after that new target. In the past, Chris has tried to deflect his trolls towards people like [[Joshua Martinez]], [[Michael Snyder]] and even [[Mimms]]. However, Chris has been so entrenched with his trolls and viewers that the idea of going after someone else doesn't seem feasible anymore.
-As well, Chris has even attempted to troll his own trolls. One of the first known attempts was the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, claiming that he had pulled the most epic prank on the Internet, only to turn around the very next day and reveal that it was a lie. As well, on 28 [[April 2012]], he attempted to convince his trolls that he had decided to return to the mall and resume his [[Love Quest]], armed with his [[Attraction Sign]]. Again, he revealed the next day that it was a lie and that he had gotten [[ban]]ned from the mall just before he decided to pull it.
+As well, Chris has even attempted to troll his own trolls. One of the first known attempts was the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, claiming that he had pulled the most epic prank on the Internet, only to turn around the very next day and reveal that it was a lie. [[Sonichu 10]], as mentioned above, had his comic book self thinking he had kissed [[Meg Griffin]], not knowing that it was actually [[Silvana]]. As well, on 28 [[April 2012]], he attempted to convince his trolls that he had decided to return to the mall and resume his [[Love Quest]], armed with his [[Attraction Sign]]. Again, he revealed the next day that it was a lie and that he had gotten [[ban]]ned from the mall just before he decided to pull it.
-Interestingly, Chris's perception of being a troll is less about trolling to get a rise out of someone and more of attempting to pull a prank. His "return" to the Love Quest is probably the biggest indicator of that. Chris let his trolls know through his [[Facebook]], then waited a day before shouting "SURPRISE!" As well, he also believes that if someone reads his message, he's going to assume that everyone is going to descend on the mall like a bad flash mob just to find Chris. Too bad most everyone, unlike Chris, has lives of their own.
+Interestingly, Chris's perception of being a troll is less about trolling to get a rise out of someone and more of attempting to pull a prank. His "return" to the Love Quest is probably the biggest indicator of that. Chris let his trolls know through his [[Facebook]], then waited a day before shouting "SURPRISE!" As well, he also believed that if someone reads his message, he's going to assume that everyone has and that they are going to descend on the mall like a bad flash mob just to find Chris. Too bad most everyone, unlike Chris, has lives of their own.
 ==See also==

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 Chris has been seen as a do-nothing Mayor, preferring to have [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the work (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."
-[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Constables_Gerald_Grant_and_Louis_Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and eternal virgins with rage. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].
+[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Constables_Gerald_Grant_and_Louis_Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and eternal virgins with rage. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) [[Wikipedia:Gestapo|nondescript police force]] (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].
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-[[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them "medals".<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|"CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!"]]</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>
+[[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them '''"medals"'''.<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|"CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!"]]</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>
 The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint.]]

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	Ok so i was ban months ago from the message board. and then i tried a few times to get around the ban, and i was re-ban. I could have spoofed my IP and done it again but i decided to behave. I have been a contributor here on the wiki for a while now and i would love to be able to post on the boards again. is it possible that you or champ could lift that ban?[[User:Slimz\|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:58, 16 May 2012 (PDT)(look i even signed my post)		Ok so i was ban months ago from the message board. and then i tried a few times to get around the ban, and i was re-ban. I could have spoofed my IP and done it again but i decided to behave. I have been a contributor here on the wiki for a while now and i would love to be able to post on the boards again. is it possible that you or champ could lift that ban?[[User:Slimz\|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:58, 16 May 2012 (PDT)(look i even signed my post)
	:I guess you should ask Champ. I'm not the guy who banned you, after all. Sorry about the delayed reply, I was studying for an exam. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures\|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell\|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell\|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell\|contribs]]) </span></small> 05:01, 17 May 2012 (PDT)		:I guess you should ask Champ. I'm not the guy who banned you, after all. Sorry about the delayed reply, I was studying for an exam. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures\|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell\|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell\|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell\|contribs]]) </span></small> 05:01, 17 May 2012 (PDT)
		+	*No. Besides, you started your own message board, isn't that good enough for you? --[[User:Champthom\|Champthom]] 04:54, 18 May 2012 (PDT)

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 My favorite Chris Chan quote would be, "If I see one more freakin' pickle... I will create you in Soul Calibur III and beat you up like there's no tomorrow!"
-[[Image:RogerChrisChan.jpeg|thumb|right|"All I want is a boyfriend-free girl to turn into a sweetheart from the ground up! ...And, uh, Sonichu to be made into a video game, too. Mmm."]]
+[[Image:RogerChrisChan.jpeg|thumb|right|"All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend! Mmm."]]
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	Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of Internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.		Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of Internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.
		+
		+
		+	==Chris the Troll==
		+
		+	While the idea of everyone's favorite manchild becoming the one thing he hates seems kind of farfetched if not laughably ironic, it actually isn't too far off as one might think. Because of his horrendous misconceptions of what he thinks his trolls does, Chris believes that, if given a new target, Chris's trolls would gladly stop attacking him and go after that new target. In the past, Chris has tried to deflect his trolls towards people like [[Joshua Martinez]], [[Michael Snyder]] and even [[Mimms]]. However, Chris has been so entrenched with his trolls and viewers that the idea of going after someone else doesn't seem feasible anymore.
		+
		+	As well, Chris has even attempted to troll his own trolls. One of the first known attempts was the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, claiming that he had pulled the most epic prank on the Internet, only to turn around the very next day and reveal that it was a lie. As well, on 28 [[April 2012]], he attempted to convince his trolls that he had decided to return to the mall and resume his [[Love Quest]], armed with his [[Attraction Sign]]. Again, he revealed the next day that it was a lie and that he had gotten [[ban]]ned from the mall just before he decided to pull it.
		+
		+	Interestingly, Chris's perception of being a troll is less about trolling to get a rise out of someone and more of attempting to pull a prank. His "return" to the Love Quest is probably the biggest indicator of that. Chris let his trolls know through his [[Facebook]], then waited a day before shouting "SURPRISE!" As well, he also believes that if someone reads his message, he's going to assume that everyone is going to descend on the mall like a bad flash mob just to find Chris. Too bad most everyone, unlike Chris, has lives of their own.

	==See also==		==See also==

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 ===She got hot===
-Between [[2000]] and [[2003]] Sarah grew up and shed her old image, and became so attractive to Chris that he later called her "a spittin' [''sic''] image of [[Britney Spears]]."<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 9</ref> Normally, people don't find childhood friends to be sexually attractive due to the [[wikipedia:Westermarck Effect|Westermarck Effect]], so either Chris just feels no such effect and would gladly bone a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] figure, or they didn't know each other well enough as kids for it to take effect. Most likely the latter. The fact that he thinks she looks like Britney Spears is probably just because she has boobs and long blonde hair. She actually looks nothing like Britney Spears and has a completely different face shape, but Chris is notorious for his poor facial recognition skills anyway. This is the man who had to stare at himself in a mirror for hours to remember what ''he'' actually looked like after all.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24</ref>
+Between [[2000]] and [[2003]] Sarah grew up and shed her old image, and became so attractive to Chris that he later called her "a spittin' image of [[Britney Spears]]."<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 9</ref> Normally, people don't find childhood friends to be sexually attractive due to the [[wikipedia:Westermarck Effect|Westermarck Effect]], so either Chris just feels no such effect and would gladly bone a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] figure, or they didn't know each other well enough as kids for it to take effect. Most likely the latter. The fact that he thinks she looks like Britney Spears is probably just because she has boobs and long blonde hair. She actually looks nothing like Britney Spears and has a completely different face shape, but Chris is notorious for his poor facial recognition skills anyway. This is the man who had to stare at himself in a mirror for hours to remember what ''he'' actually looked like after all.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24</ref>
 ===With Wes Iseli===

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 [[Image:VelvetTouchMasturbator.jpg|thumb|right|"...a velvety smooth squeeze that your [[duck|erection]] will crave again and again!"]]
-* Penis pump
+* Penis pump<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>
 * Vibrator ([[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|possibly KIA]])
 * Four sex dolls including [[Officer Nasty]], [[Kimmi]], a [http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-booty-licious-love-doll-4085.aspx Booty Licious Love Doll] and a not-yet-seen [http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-yumi-asian-anime-doll-15164.aspx Yumi Asian Anime Doll]. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath his considerable girth. He stated in a chat with [[Vanessa]] that "After a while of putting [[Obesity|my weight]] carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." In a chat with [[Jackie]], he said the Booty Licious doll suffered the same fate, and that his dolls lasted "at most 27 intercourses".<ref>[[Jackie Chat 1]]</ref>

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 *5 [[May 2012|May]] - Chris posts a [[Facebook#Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!|note]] on Facebook calling on the trolls to leave [[Anna]] alone and clarifying that he does not see [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] in her. In addition, an old drawing of the Wallflower from 2010 is released.
 *1 [[May 2012|May]] - Chris makes another post on Facebook titled "Hey, Trollies", where he continues to gloat over his alleged "victory" over the trolls (despite the fact that he's caused them no damage or humility whatsoever).
 <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

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-{{Quote|[[Chris|Christian]] is a [[video game]] player and [[Chris and art|artist]]. He is [[Chris and health#Obesity|hungry for]] [[Love Quest|love]], because he does not have a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. [[The City of Cwicville Tour!|He is also the mayor]] of the city of [[CWCVille|Cwcville]].|[[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:097-ACCWCBck.jpg|of Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' card]]}}
+{{Quote|[[Chris|Christian]] is a [[video game]] player and [[Chris and art|artist]]. He is [[Chris and health#Obesity|hungry for]] [[Love Quest|love]], because he does not have a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. [[The City of Cwicville Tour!|He is also the mayor]] of the city of [[CWCVille|Cwcville]].|[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:097-ACCWCBck.jpg|Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' card]}}
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 *''Plants vs. Zombies'': $14.99
 *''Rayman Origins'': $39.99
-*''Reality Fighters'': $29.99
+*''[[Chris and reality|Reality]] [[Christian Weston Chandler|Fighters]]'': $29.99
 *''Sumioni'': $19.99
 *''Super Stardust Delta'': $9.99
-*''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack'': $7.99
+*''Tales from Space: [[Chris and health#Obesity|Mutant Blobs]] Attack'': $7.99
 *''[[Homos|Touch My Katamari]]'': $29.99
 *''Uncharted: Golden Abyss'': $44.99

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 Remember, Chris is STRAIGHT!  This rainbows and pink monstrosity is a MAN'S TOY.
-Near as I can tell, the side says "Like Women" and the front says "tea parties are good and nice".  How very hetrosexual.
+Near as I can tell, the side says "Like Women" and the front says "tea parties are good and nice".  [[Homos|How very hetrosexual.]]
-Tags: Custom, Exotic, Shiny
+Tags: Custom, Exotic, [[Autism|Shiny]]

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 === "Grow up!" — Maturity ===
-In the latter half of [[2009]], Chris had become fond of telling his [[trolls]] and detractors to "grow up." This was coming from a twenty-nine-year-old man who has lived with his parents continually since graduating [[high school]], [[Chris's resume|has only been employed]] for two months of his entire life, lives in a room full of [[toys]], plays [[video games]] all day, refers to things that make him feel uncomfortable with [[CWC-isms|childish euphemisms]], [[Chris and fashion|dresses like a toddler]], and is overly dependent on his parents (and the [[Monthly tugboat|U.S. government]]) to the point of absurdity.
+In the latter half of [[2009]], Chris had become fond of telling his [[trolls]] and detractors to "grow up." This was coming from a thirty-year-old man who has lived with his parents continually since graduating [[high school]], [[Chris's resume|has only been employed]] for two months of his entire life, lives in a room full of [[toys]], plays [[video games]] all day, refers to things that make him feel uncomfortable with [[CWC-isms|childish euphemisms]], [[Chris and fashion|dresses like a toddler]], and is overly dependent on his parents (and the [[Monthly tugboat|U.S. government]]) to the point of absurdity.
 Chris has not moved on past high school. In his thirties, he still wears his [[high school ring]], uses his old high school colors in [[art]] projects (and when he wants to portray [[Cherokian Clan|Native Americans]]), and keeps his high school yearbooks within easy reach (so he can [[Mass debating|masturbate]] to [[Kellie Andes]] without leaving his chair). Chris's characters are examples of this as well. Despite ostensibly being 18–22 years old, the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] sometimes don [[:Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|cheerleading outfits]] outside of sexual roleplay. [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] were originally 16 and 15 in the comics, respectively, before [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Chris retconned their ages]] so they can legally fuck. Then he created a [[Zapina|fourteen-year-old]] character who attends high school in a scandalously revealing outfit. Aged 27, Chris dispensed [[CWC Blog|dating advice]] to high school freshman. A master of subtlety, Chris named one of the villains in his comics "[[Count Graduon]]."

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	Ok so i was ban months ago from the message board. and then i tried a few times to get around the ban, and i was re-ban. I could have spoofed my IP and done it again but i decided to behave. I have been a contributor here on the wiki for a while now and i would love to be able to post on the boards again. is it possible that you or champ could lift that ban?[[User:Slimz\|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:58, 16 May 2012 (PDT)(look i even signed my post)		Ok so i was ban months ago from the message board. and then i tried a few times to get around the ban, and i was re-ban. I could have spoofed my IP and done it again but i decided to behave. I have been a contributor here on the wiki for a while now and i would love to be able to post on the boards again. is it possible that you or champ could lift that ban?[[User:Slimz\|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:58, 16 May 2012 (PDT)(look i even signed my post)
		+	:I guess you should ask Champ. I'm not the guy who banned you, after all. Sorry about the delayed reply, I was studying for an exam. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures\|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell\|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell\|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell\|contribs]]) </span></small> 05:01, 17 May 2012 (PDT)

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 After a long battle with cancer, Bob's life came to an end while he was being hospitalized in the [[wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]]'s ICU.<ref>http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref> Chris's reaction to his father's death remains to be seen; however, as he spent his father's last days [[Calling Out|gloating over Internet trolls]], his [[28_October_2011|actions]] [[Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls|after Bob's death]] may not reflect well on our hero.
-In a March 31 Facebook message, Chris expressed a desire for Bob's ghost to haunt the dreams of anyone who doesn't like him, putting him on the exact same level as his dead dog. While this was an understandable reaction to discovering "plans" that trolls were going to dig her up, or discovering a webcomic that contained what he considered a mockery of her memory, his threat to send Bob's ghost after people is equal parts disrespectful and unreasonable.
+In a March 31, 2012 Facebook message, Chris expressed a desire for Bob's ghost to haunt the dreams of anyone who doesn't like him, putting him on the exact same level as his dead dog. While this was an understandable reaction to discovering "plans" that trolls were going to dig her up, or discovering a webcomic that contained what he considered a mockery of her memory, his threat to send Bob's ghost after people is equal parts disrespectful and unreasonable.
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	Just wondering if anyone thinks it's worth moving the .mp3s onto 4shared to take advantage of of preview-before-download feature. [[User:MonocleClaire\|MonocleClaire]]		Just wondering if anyone thinks it's worth moving the .mp3s onto 4shared to take advantage of of preview-before-download feature. [[User:MonocleClaire\|MonocleClaire]]
	:Not that it's immediately banworthy or anything, but I hope you can see how making a new account on a site just to seemingly advertise another one can make one wonder if you're actually here to contribute. On a different note, I'm not really sure about 4shared, as I remember reading (though I have no source and can't be bothered to google it) that they had some invasion of privacy problems in the past. [[User:Freecell\|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell\|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell\|c)]] 13:59, 16 April 2011 (PDT)		:Not that it's immediately banworthy or anything, but I hope you can see how making a new account on a site just to seemingly advertise another one can make one wonder if you're actually here to contribute. On a different note, I'm not really sure about 4shared, as I remember reading (though I have no source and can't be bothered to google it) that they had some invasion of privacy problems in the past. [[User:Freecell\|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell\|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell\|c)]] 13:59, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
		+
		+	== Broken links ==
		+
		+	Pretty much all the mediafire links to the mp3s of the calls are dead, except the first one which I reuploaded and the 1.5 which was uploaded recently. Does anyone still have them and can relink? [[User:AndarielHalo\|AndarielHalo]] 20:04, 16 May 2012 (PDT)

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 Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?
-As of [[May 2009]], Chris seems to have regained his autism and is back to [[Chris on Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. Or he forgot that he even had the above conversation and is just retarded.
+As of [[May 2009]], Chris seems to have regained his autism and is back to [[Chris on Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu.
 [[November 2009]] saw Chris claiming to have cured his autism again as stated at the end of part 2 on his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations (where he describes himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''"). A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris says in the [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|revised ED article]] in response to ED's claim he's "suffering" from autism, he comments "''which I still am for real.''"

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-Given Chris's notoriously [[Obesity|bad diet]], lack of [[Chris and Health|activity]] and general lack of [[Fuck Quest|motivation]] or [[Chris and Remorse|concern]] for anything other than [[Chris and his Ego|himself]], it is generally considered unlikely that Chris will live very far into his forties should he persist in his current lifestyle.
+Given Chris's notoriously [[Obesity|bad diet]], lack of [[Chris and Health|activity]], [[14 Branchland Court|hygiene]] or [[Chris and the Internet|social interaction]], on top of a complete lack of [[Fuck Quest|motivation]] or [[Chris and Remorse|concern]] for anything other than himself, it is generally considered unlikely that Chris will live very far into his forties should he persist in his current lifestyle.
-However, there is a likelihood that like [[Bob]], who had suffered from (and eventually passed away as a result of) [[Heart level|heart]] failure and [[alcohol]]ism, he may be genetically dispositioned to lead a long, albeit miserable, life. In comparison though, Chris's own death is naturally [[Chris and his Ego|the only one that immediately concerns him]], since it would be the only thing that would put an end to his [[Love Quest]] once and for all.
+However, there is a likelihood that like [[Bob]], who had suffered from (and eventually passed away as a result of) [[Heart level|heart  failure]] and [[alcohol]]ism, he may be genetically dispositioned to lead a long, albeit miserable life. In comparison though, Chris's own death is naturally [[Chris and his Ego|the only one that immediately concerns him]], since it would be the only thing that would put an end to his [[Love Quest]] once and for all.
 Chris once mentioned that he had been receiving [[Dreams|recurring visions]] of himself walking into a bright light, which he one day hoped would be prevented from appearing by getting a [[sweetheart]]. However, judging by how unlikely it is that he will ever enter any meaningful relationship with someone willing to put up with him and his numerous faults, these visions will most likely persist until the inevitable day it comes true.

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-|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]]''
+|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
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