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Quote of the Now

 
 
Who wants to hear a silly story that is sure to shock some people?

To synchronize with myself here from the city of Cwcville, the me there is also very much a Lesbian Transwoman. After coming out, it had been a while until when she was needed to save the day in Cwcville. So, she transformed into the updated Chris Chan Sonichu (see drawings and new Amiibo figure photos). She now has in this form Breasts bigger than her until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was abreast with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina! :) "Oh, My Gosh! I can hardly believe it!" She said excitedly, "Oh! I should get an x-ray. Oh, even better! Magi-Chan!" She mentally linked with Magi-Chan Sonichu. He visioned ito her organ structure with his Psychic Powers. "Yes, Miss Chandler, you Have a uterus and ovaries, even some ovium", he told her.

After some time and thought, Christine had an idea. Back in human form, she extracted some of her essence. Then in (female) Sonichu form, she shot her eessence up herself. Then, there was more trouble from the count in the city. So she and the electric-hedgehogs thwarted his soul-crushing plans again. After that, when she tried to transform back to human, she could not. She was stuck in her Chris Chan Sonichu form. Then between Magi-Chan and the examinstions at the hospital, she was knocked up for sure. And quick enough for any egg-laying Pokemon, two weeks later, she laid an egg.
 


 

—Chris on Facebook

Article of the Now

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26 December 2014 -a date which will live in infamy- was probably the busiest day in Chris's life since he graduated, and is essentially 28 October 2011 all over again. Once again, Chris is in trouble with the law, and once again, it involves assaulting staff at a store. This time, though, it doesn't look like he'll get off the hook so easily.

After spending three days in Albemarle Regional Jail, Chris was released on bail, to await his hearing on 5 February 2015.

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This Day in Christory

Fun Fact: Monica Rial covers the spot where Chris touched her with makeup because it has left a smear that will not wash off.

Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris attended Anime Mid-Atlantic and met voice actress Monica Rial.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
  • ...that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works?


Da Update

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  • 23 May - Chris posts a Q&A on Facebook answering some questions about being trans.
  • 21 May - Chris uploads a photo on Facebook revealing that he had changed Chris-chan Sonichu into a female Sonichu (or Rosechu), to better fit his persona.
  • 16 May- Chris posts a bunch of texts between him and an unknown person discussing lesbian sex.
  • 12 May- Chris posts some new pictures on Facebook. Comments from Kim Wilson indicate that (s)he is undergoing hormone replacement. An image of Chris wearing pasties is also briefly added to the Brassieres For Males page.
  • 7 May - Chris's fourth court date. Another continuance. Next one is June 11.
  • 23 April - Chris posts 2 Mario Kart videos on Miiverse.
  • 22 April - It is discovered that Chris has begun playing Minecraft, under the name "ChristineWeston".

PS3 Tracker

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Chris was last spotted playing Papo & Yo for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

Kiwi Farms

Check out Chris's own section in Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions.)


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