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AutismAutism ComicsComics Fan ArtFan Art GalpalsGalpals HomosHomos MusicMusic
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TrollsTrolls Video gamesVideo games ViolenceViolence WebsiteWebsite

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ReasonReason CrazyCrazy SmugSmug

StackhouseStackhouse EDED BlancaBlanca HillHill PandaPanda
ClydeClyde MiyamotoMiyamoto JulieJulie IvyIvy LiquidLiquid
AsperchuAsperchu Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito Game_Place_sagaGame_Place_saga JackieJackie TomgirlTomgirl CatherineCatherine

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2004

  • The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special 7 June 2004 (24:28) Video gamesVideo games MachinimaDirectfeed.png LeakedLeaked
    Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.

2005

  • Harvey Birdman Commercial 24 February 2005 (:30) ComedyComedy Classic ShirtClassic Shirt TelevisionTelevision
    Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1 DVD set

2006

  • Pixelated PS3 28 November 2006 (:54) Video gamesVideo games Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris enters a Robot Chicken competition, "What would you do for a PS3?"

2007

  • CWC is Angry August 2007 (2:15) ViolenceViolence RageRage StackhouseStackhouse Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 (8:11) ReasonReason EDED Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

August 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008 (2:13) ComicsComics EDED PokéShirtPokéShirt
    Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008 (4:42) ComicsComics EDED South AfricaSouth Africa
    Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal, he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited Sonichu 7.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008 (6:27) EDED Sea GreenSea Green
    In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.

September 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 (2:54) Video gamesVideo games BlancaBlanca HillHill JerkopJerkop ComicsComics
    Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. He also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008 (3:17) GalpalsGalpals MusicMusic StackhouseStackhouse PandaPanda Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest.

October 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008 (3:33) BlancaBlanca OrangeOrange
    Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008 (3:27) TragedyTragedy BlancaBlanca HillHill Vert RedVert Red
    Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008 (7:37) Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

December 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 (2:37) Video gamesVideo games ComicsComics ClydeClyde Vert RedVert Red
    Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8.


January—June 2009

January 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 (5:47) Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
  • I am STRAIGHT 12 January 2009 (:08) HomosHomos Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of Britney Spears, apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 (4:19) EDED MiyamotoMiyamoto Dark RedDark Red
    Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
  • CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san 17 January 2009 (2:20) Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason MiyamotoMiyamoto Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    During his talks with Shigeru Miyamoto to produce his own line of video games, Christian hits a snag when Miyamoto jumps to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Christian Weston Chandler. To recover the trust of his business partner, Chris rushes to produce this video, in which he tries to appeal to Miyamoto's cultural background.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 (1:37) HomosHomos RageRage Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 (1:35) WebsiteWebsite The JokerThe Joker
    Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 (1:43) MiyamotoMiyamoto Jamaican FlagJamaican Flag
    After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 (3:24) HomosHomos RageRage MiyamotoMiyamoto Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 (5:56) MiyamotoMiyamoto Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.

February 2009

  • Chris Comes Out of the Closet 5 February 2009 (6:09) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Dark RedDark Red
    Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".
  • Chris Destroys His Vibrator 6 February 2009 (2:58) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 (2:52) HomosHomos PandaPanda JulieJulie Green StripeGreen Stripe
    In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 (3:20) Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto JulieJulie ReasonReason Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009 (2:30) HomosHomos Jamaican FlagJamaican Flag
    Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.

March 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 (2:26) TragedyTragedyJulieJulie Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 (4:45) HomosHomos Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris sees the March 8 episode of Family Guy, "Family Gay," in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. In other news, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009 (2:03) ComicsComics IvyIvy Captain FalconCaptainfalconshirt.PNG
    Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 (2:48) ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.
  • Chris Sings Lovin' You 29 March 2009 (1:45) MusicMusic IvyIvy Red BlueRed Blue
    In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of "Lovin' You" is sung in the background throughout.
  • Take that Page DOWN NOW! 30 March 2009 (5:23) ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
  • Secret Weapon 30 March 2009 (:41) ComedyComedy ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).
  • YouTube Finale 30 March 2009 (1:08) ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.

April 2009

  • The Return of Kimmi 12 April 2009 (:50) CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
  • Bunny Hop 12 April 2009 (1:01) RacismRacism CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives another shoutout to Crass and Champ by dancing like a child.
  • April 16 Fetish Vids 16 April 2009 (2:25) SexSex IvyIvy Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG LeakedLeaked
    Three leaked videos showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.
  • Chris Calls Clyde Out 23 April 2009 (1:45) CrazyCrazy RageRage ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
  • Power 27 April 2009 (1:06) PowerPower ComedyComedy LeakedLeaked
    Chris shows how "strong" he is.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 (6:04) ReasonReason IvyIvy Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

May 2009

  • Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up 3 May 2009 (3:03) Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 (2:50) WebsiteWebsite Vert RedVert Red
    Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

June 2009

  • I'm Sorry, Dude 15 June 2009 (3:02) HomosHomos GalpalsGalpals ReasonReason Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG
    Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her gay brother.


July—December 2009

July 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 (2:20) Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009 (1:09) Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
  • The July 10th Messages 10 July 2009 (3:50) RageRage The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.
  • Rollin' and Trollin' 17 July 2009 (7:57) SmugSmug Trollin' StyleTrollinstyle.png
    Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Trollin More 19 July 2009 (:31) ComedyComedy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
  • Do Not Dis C Ville 23 July 2009 (3:05) LiquidLiquid Classic ShortsleeveClassicshort.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
  • It's UGH! 24 July 2009 (4:13) HomosHomos MusicMusic Brown with Blue LogoBrownlogoshirt2.png
    Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".
  • Cwc dare 24 July 2009 (4:01) HomosHomos MusicMusic Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
  • SingStar Challenge Round 1 31 July 2009 (3:10) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

August 2009

  • SingStar Challenge Round 2 1 August 2009 (4:06) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid ParappaParappa
    Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith; Chris accuses Liquid of ad-libbing based solely on the video title.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 3 3 August 2009 (4:09) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Green and WhiteGreenwhiteshirt.png
    Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams; Chris tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 4 4 August 2009 (4:01) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 5 5 August 2009 (12:07) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris sings "Can I Smell Yo Dick?" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "duck," and Liquid Chris makes him sing it again. Liquid sings "Lift your Eyes" by the Planetshakers.
  • CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! 6 August 2009 (4:31) RageRage LiquidLiquid The JokerThe Joker
    Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"
  • NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! 14 August 2009 (2:48) RageRage LiquidLiquid Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
  • CWC Fighter 18 August 2009 (:37) CrazyCrazy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 (1:56) ComicsComics WebsiteWebsite Green White StripeGreen White Stripe Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
  • THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 (2:58) RageRage Green with Black TrimGreenblacktrim.png
    Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 (1:43) The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 (2:46) RageRage Blue with Thin StripesBlueThinStripes.png
    Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
  • Sign Destruction Video 6 September 2009 (1:20) ViolenceViolence RageRage Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 (1:46) Video gamesVideo games Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png
    Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
  • Clyde Cash the kid video 16 September 2009 (1:12) ReasonReason ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

October 2009

  • Warning - Naughty Women ;) 10 October 2009 (1:15) HomosHomos Vert RedVert Red
    Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
  • Challenge for Clyde 11 October 2009 (2:47) ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
  • Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 (1:27) PowerPower CrazyCrazy Dark RedDark Red ClydeClyde
    A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
  • War Paint Video 14 October 2009 (:59) RacismRacism ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy White TWhite T
    Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
  • Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 (2:03) Video gamesVideo games Vert RedVert Red
    Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.
  • Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 (3:16) ComedyComedy Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
  • For Chris 22 October 2009 (8:32) LiquidLiquid Vert RedVert Red
    Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
  • I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 (4:57) ReasonReason LiquidLiquid Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
  • 10242009 (:28) RageRage ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
  • To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 (4:25) SmugSmug ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
  • ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 (:53) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio.png
    The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
  • For Chris II 27 October 2009 (1:09) ReasonReason LiquidLiquid Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
  • Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 (:25) ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio.png
    The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
  • SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 (4:27) SmugSmug LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
  • Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 (1:10) PowerPower ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio.png
    The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
  • 30 Push-Ups 30 October 2009 (1:29) PowerPower Blue TBlueTshirt.png
    Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
  • Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 (:32) ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio.png
    The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
  • My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey 31 October 2009 (2:38) LiquidLiquid
    Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.
  • Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 (2:31) LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November 2009

  • I AM STRONG 1 November 2009 (:58) PowerPower ClydeClyde Blue with LogoBluelogoshirt.png
    Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
  • Twin Falling Towers 1 November 2009 (:30) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio.png
    Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.
  • It Will Never End 1 November 2009 (:23) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio.png
    In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
  • Apology for 9/11 Joke 2 November 2009 (2:19) ClydeClyde AudioAudio.png
    Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
  • Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler 3 November 2009 (10:23) SexSex Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Red StripeRed Stripe MachinimaDirectfeed.png
    Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
  • 51 50 4 November 2009 (4:09) PowerPower ParappaParappa
    Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
  • No More Jokes 4 November 2009 (1:36) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio.png
    Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
  • CWC is Sad 10 November 2009 (2:44) TragedyTragedy LiquidLiquid Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 (5:21) ComicsComics Fan ArtFan Art Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

December 2009

  • Sonichu's Edge 3 December 2009 (4:21) PowerPower Vert RedVert Red
    Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.
  • Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 (1:28) ComicsComics Safety ParkaSafetyparka.png
    Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 (8:08) HomosHomos RumorsRumors GalpalsGalpals Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
  • Fanmail Reading 10 December 2009 (10:00) OrangeOrange
    Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
  • Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 (1:57) Video gamesVideo games Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
  • IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 (1:43) MusicMusic Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.
  • Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 (5:53) CrazyCrazy MusicMusic GalpalsGalpals Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
  • Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 (3:44) HomosHomos Video gamesVideo games WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.
  • To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 (3:25) HomosHomos RageRage ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
  • Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp 31 December 2009 (1:42) WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde ReasonReason Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.

January—June 2010

January 2010

  • Down with Asperchu 9 January 2010 (2:55) Fan ArtFan Art RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Captain FalconCaptainfalconshirt.PNG
    Since Christian believes he is victorious over the gays after getting the despised ads taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of Asperchu.
  • Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version) 15 January 2010 (:51) Fan ArtFan Art CrazyCrazy AsperchuAsperchu Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    The video title, U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L, written in some kind of reversed 1337 pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.
  • Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke 17 January 2010 (9:30) Fan ArtFan Art RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for Patti's spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010 22 January 2010 (1:45) HomosHomos ReasonReason AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" under the heading of "makeovers."
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010 30 January 2010 (2:28) WebsiteWebsite ReasonReason AsperchuAsperchu Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag.

February 2010

  • CWC address to Royal Board 1 February 2010 (4:23) ComicsComics RacismRacism ReasonReason Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK copyright, attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.
  • Address to Mao, the S.O.B. 1 February 2010 (1:03) HomosHomos WebsiteWebsite RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris casts another Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, this time at Asperpedia's Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on CWCipedia.
  • I Am Alive 5 February 2010 (2:30) WebsiteWebsite ReasonReason AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off Simonla, and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec.
  • Cwcsicle February 2010 (?) (1:17) CrazyCrazy Safety ParkaSafetyparka.png
    Chris films himself holding his duck in the snow for fifteen minutes in a bid to get himself featured in the upcoming Jackass 3D.
  • Christian Love Day 23 February 2010 (1:12) CrazyCrazy Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris proclaims that the trolls may take his dignity, but they'll never take HIS FREEDO- I mean, Christian Love Day!

March 2010

  • A message to the Trolls 10 March 2010 (1:50) ViolenceViolence TragedyTragedy RageRage The JokerThe Joker
    Chris laments the ill effects the trolls have had on his life, and pontificates the feelings of a broken heart. This marks the end of his relationship with The Wallflower.
  • Happy Sonichu Day 17 March 2010 (1:23) ComicsComics ReasonReason Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris congratulates himself for ten years of Sonichu, and tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates.
  • C-Ya Later 21 March 2010 (6:05) WebsiteWebsite ComicsComics ReasonReason Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    After witnessing the carnage on CWCipedia, Chris vows to stay off the internet. For real this time. Honest.

April 2010

May 2010

  • 100 2178 8 May 2010 (7:07) TragedyTragedy CrazyCrazy Orange SleevelessOrangeSleeveless.png
    Chris sits in the dark and blames the Greene County school system for his having no friends.
  • 05142010 15 May 2010 (4:44) AutismAutism TragedyTragedy Pity ShirtPityShirt.png
    Chris talks about a girl murdered by her boyfriend and how he's unable to socialize due to the trolls.
  • Some Favored Comedians 20 May 2010 (9:53) RumorsRumors TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason ComedyComedy White TWhite T Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris mentions his family before analyzing voice acting in his favorite TV shows, and talking about his favorite comedians.
  • 100 2188 27 May 2010 (4:41) WebsiteWebsite HomosHomos RageRage Blue TBlueTshirt.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris projects about trolls being autistic and obsessed with computers. He is also STRAIGHT.
  • 100 2189 31 May 2010 (1:56) WebsiteWebsite RumorsRumors ReasonReason SmugSmug
    Chris makes clear that he still retains the rights to Sonichu despite the CWCipedia being under new ownership. He also encourages the trolls to work harder in order to bring him back to the internet.

June 2010

  • 6 June 2010 (9:09) RumorsRumors ReasonReason Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png Game_Place_sagaGame_Place_saga
    Chris tries to explain why he was stalking Michael Snyder with a camera, and subsequent attempts at vehicular manslaughter. He then blames the internet for all his problems, again.

August—November 2010

August 2010

  • Stardate, August 27, 2010 (2:50) Video gamesVideo games TragedyTragedy High School ShirtHighSchoolShirt.png
    Chris explains how he formatted his PS3's hard drive, unexpectedly erasing all his content. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes "victory" to the trolls.
  • The MovingForward videos 29 August 2010 (6:36) Video gamesVideo games TragedyTragedy CrazyCrazy ClydeClyde Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito High School ShirtHighSchoolShirt.png LeakedLeaked
    Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty he was ineligible for.
  • ItIsFinished.MOV 30 August 2010 (2:28) Video gamesVideo games RumorsRumors CrazyCrazy ClydeClyde Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito Plain Orange ShirtPlainOrangeShirt.png
    Chris runs over the PS3's hard drives with his car due to a heckler.

September 2010

  • XBox is OK.MOV 13 September 2010 (2:52) RumorsRumors HomosHomos Video gamesVideo games SmugSmug ReasonReason Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    Chris recants his hatred of the Xbox, homos and removes all curses he has given - probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.
  • Lars' Ship Has Sunk 25 September 2010 (1:35) GalpalsGalpals PowerPower ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy SmugSmug JackieJackie BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png
    Chris sink's Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.
  • New Address 27 September 2010 (1:03) TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence SmugSmug JackieJackie BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png
    Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.
  • Lars Is Jivin'.MP4 30 September 2010 (:34) TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence SmugSmug CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris makes another video for Lars in which he mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, compares it to a tape dispenser, and then abuses his own camera again.

October 2010

  • 100 2261.MOV 1 October 2010 (1:53) RumorsRumors Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason JackieJackie Game_Place_sagaGame_Place_saga Pokemon LeaguePokemon League
    Following on from the apologetic "XBox is OK" video from last month, Chris extends his apologies to employees of The GAMe PLACe, particularly Michael, for blaming them for his ban. Chris puts his behaviour down to stress.
  • I like Mary Poppins 2 October 2010 (1:04) MusicMusic CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Green Wide LinesGreenwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in Mary Poppins.
  • Lars Is Jivin'.MP4 2 October 2010 (2:57) TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence SmugSmug CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking Lars for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with Jackie.
  • 100 2266 4 October 2010 (6:12) MusicMusic RumorsRumors CrazyCrazy TragedyTragedy JackieJackie Vertical Red & YellowVerticalredyellowshirt.png
    Continuing with the McDonalds character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as the Grimace. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the Gitar of Fail, while singing Mark Wills' Don't Laugh At Me.
  • 100 2267 7 October 2010 (1:15) TrollsTrolls RumorsRumors CrazyCrazy RageRage ClydeClyde JackieJackie Pity ShirtPityShirt.png
    Blackface returns, this time for Chris's impersonation of Clyde Cash - in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.
  • 100 2269 7 October 2010 (5:34) MusicMusic CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his Gitar, Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.
  • 100 2270 7 October 2010 (1:36) TrollsTrolls CrazyCrazy RageRage LiquidLiquid AsperchuAsperchu JackieJackie Pity ShirtPityShirt.png
    Chris attempts to impersonate Alec/Liquid in a video full of Asperchu rage.
  • ECV 00001 9 October 2010 (3:34) RacismRacism ViolenceViolence ReasonReason CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Muscle braMuscle bra
    Chris yammers about the Cherokee.
  • A Hike 9 October 2010 (8:52) PowerPower ReasonReason Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.
  • 100 2277 12 October 2010 (:54) MusicMusic TelevisionTelevision CrazyCrazy ComedyComedy JackieJackie Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.
  • 100 2279 12 October 2010 (1:39) TelevisionTelevision CrazyCrazy ComedyComedy JackieJackie Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris does a poor Cleveland impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.
  • 100 2281 15 October 2010 (1:23) RacismRacism TrollsTrolls CrazyCrazy SmugSmug TragedyTragedy JackieJackie
    Chris uploads a video in of him in his parents' kitchen, slugging back on a bottle of Kahlúa and drunkenly ranting against Lars.
  • Pregnant Act 18 October 2010 (1:47) OtherUnknownIcon.png CrazyCrazy Vertical Red & YellowVerticalredyellowshirt.png Muscle braMuscle bra JackieJackie K-Swiss TK-SwissShirt.png
    A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.
  • Breast Cancer Awareness 18 October 2010 (:52) OtherUnknownIcon.png CrazyCrazy JackieJackieK-Swiss TK-SwissShirt.png
    Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.
  • Vitameatavegamin 18 October 2010 (:43) TelevisionTelevision ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy JackieJackie
    Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show I Love Lucy.
  • Pregnant Act 19 October 2010 (1:49) OtherUnknownIcon.png CrazyCrazy Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png JackieJackie Muscle braMuscle bra
    Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.
  • A Workout 19 October 2010 (3:33) PowerPower CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Muscle braMuscle bra
    Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.
  • PlayingHouse 25 October 2010 (5:56) OtherUnknownIcon.png SexSex CrazyCrazy JackieJackie
    Chris plays with some LEGO people.
  • Wigwam 25 October 2010 (:15) RacismRacism CrazyCrazy Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris pretends to smoke tobacky.
  • DayOut 25 October 2010 (15:24) OtherUnknownIcon.png RumorsRumors ReasonReason Green Wide LinesGreenwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris drives around Ruckersville and Charlottesville in a series of nine videos.
  • WeighIn 25 October 2010 (:27) PowerPower Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris weighs himself.
  • FullHouse 25 October 2010 (1:27) MusicMusic Green Wide LinesGreenwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris tries to sing the Full House theme song and slurs it badly.
  • ShowerClean1 30 October 2010 (:15) OtherUnknownIcon.png ReasonReason BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png Grey T-shirt
    Chris discusses the proper way to clean his shower wall.
    • ShowerClean2 30 October 2010 (:18) OtherUnknownIcon.png ReasonReason BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png Grey T-shirt
      Chris cleans a single spot of his shower wall before giving up.
  • SpaghettiRoutine 30 October 2010 (4:50) OtherUnknownIcon.png TrollsTrolls CrazyCrazy ComedyComedy Vert RedVert Red
    Chris mimics the way of making spaghetti with meatballs and demonstrates how to eat canned food like a pig.
  • WelcometoBollywood 30 October 2010 (7:23) OtherUnknownIcon.png MusicMusic CrazyCrazy Muscle braMuscle bra
    Chris shows us his belly-dancing moves while wearing a padded bra.
  • DrainedCreativity 30 October 2010 (:28) TrollsTrolls TragedyTragedy RageRage Vert RedVert Red
    Chris blames the trolls and Clyde Cash for his lack of creativity.
  • DivineTrial 30 October 2010 (3:17) TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy Vert RedVert Red ClydeClyde
    Chris judges Clyde Cash in a Kangaroo court. He then proceeds to kill him, again.
  • HairDifferenceBefore 30 October 2010 (:43) OtherUnknownIcon.png RumorsRumors ReasonReason Vert RedVert Red
    Chris shows us his dirty hair and prepares to wash it.
    • HairDifferenceAfter 30 October 2010 (:36) OtherUnknownIcon.png RumorsRumors ReasonReason Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG
      Chris shows us his washed hair, which shows little difference from the unwashed ones.
  • ToJackie 30 October 2010 (2:32) GalpalsGalpals TragedyTragedy ComedyComedy ReasonReason JackieJackie BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png
    Chris swears on the Bible that he loves Jackie and that he cares more for her than video games, Sex toys or other objects.

November 2010

  • 100 2278 06 November 2010 (:49) PowerPower ReasonReason JackieJackie Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe LeakedLeaked
    Chris tries to do pull-ups.
  • 100 2357.MOV 22 November 2010 (:24) ReasonReason RageRage WebsiteWebsite Green Wide LinesGreenwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris announces that he is leaving the internet again and deletes all his videos in the process.


July 2011

January-July 2011

August—December 2011

August 2011

  • Calling Out "Tito" - Don 06 August 2011 (5:22) ComicsComics RumorsRumors WebsiteWebsite TrollsTrolls ReasonReason SmugSmug Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    Chris returns to the internet, calling out trolls following an 8 month hiatus from YouTube. First on his list is Surfshack Tito.
  • Re-Calling Ahuvia 23 August 2011 (2:48) WebsiteWebsite TrollsTrolls HomosHomos ReasonReason SmugSmug ClydeClyde TomgirlTomgirl Mix 107.5 Shirt
    Chris talks his mind regarding Ahuvia's political views and his transsexualism.

November 2011


January—present day

February 2012

  • Who's Your Brony? 25 February 2012 (various) SexSex CrazyCrazy JackieJackie TomgirlTomgirl Green TomgirlGreen tomgirl.png LeakedLeaked
    Two videos wherein Chris exposes his "cutie mark" on his ass and dry humps a blow-up doll.