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Chris Comes Out of the Closet

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But when it comes down to it, I would Honestly rather smear my image with crap than have someone I care deeply for get hurt. I prayed to God and Jesus for forgiveness and strength beforehand.
 

 

—Chris to Julie[1]

Threatening Julie with harm, a vengeful Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "gaybian". This didn't satisfy Cash, and so Chris went back and made another video shortly afterward, this time saying the all-important words "I'm gay".

While the Gaybian Ruse failed, Chris was still able to slip in "subtle" hints that he was less than sincere about his confession. Viewers familiar with Chris's YouTube videos will notice that he is not wearing his Medallion, and he is holding his Optimus Prime toy throughout both recordings. Conspicuously, a Sailor Moon Poster is also present in the background. Also, Chris outright states that he's being forced to come out the closet, which is a surreptitious way of communicating that he is being forced to come out of the closet. Chris would later disavow these videos on the following day, confirming that the absence of the medallion, the present Optimus Prime, and Sailor Moon posters were indeed clues that he was not, in fact, gay. This would seem to put his agreement with Clyde in abeyance, but Julie has apparently been unharmed ever since.

Notable in both of these videos is how averse Christian is to even saying the word "gay", even when he isn't using the word to describe himself. Chris told Julie that this was actually the first time in his entire life that he said "the "G" word."[2]

Description

"Fine, I'm Gay."

No, I am NOT; I was Forced to make this video by Clyde, or he would have hurt or killed a close, trusted Girl-Friend of mine.

At least one person in an e-mail he sent to me noticed my non-verbal clues, and I copy/paste, "In your "coming out" video today, you didn't wear your Sonichu medaillon. Also, you had Optimus Prime on your lap.

Could it be -- have the Troll2 forced you to make a YouTube video in which you claim to be gay?

We all know it isn't the TRUE ORIGINAL Chris-chan if he doesn't wear his medaillon or High-School Ring. Also, Transformers are toys for boys, so I guess that's a subtle way of telling us you haven't forgotten your gender.

Am I reading the signs right? You aren't gay, you were forced to make this video?"

Correct to a Capital "T", but I am the TRUE Christian Weston Chandler. I took off my medal in the video, because forcibly smearing MY name was bad enough.

Take 1

Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1
Stardate 5 February 2009
Subject Matter HomosHomos Homos
Saga JulieJulie Julie ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt Dark RedDark Red Maroon
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Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2
 
 
I am… a gaaaaaaaaay… bian. A male lesbian.
 

 

Transcript

’Ello.

Y’know, the word… "gaaay"… tends to be thrown around a lot. Especially when, uh, one's words… is, uh, heavily… understood one way… or understood another way. It can mean so much. But when it comes to—uh, in the end… it can make a lot of difference.

I, uh, personally… respect… the, uh… gay population. And, uh… I applaurd them because… they come out the closets with their own emotions and feelings and whatnot. And sometimes, even us… brave heroes… need to come out the closet, as well. I have come out of my… emotional… prohibited shell… that has prohib—has prohibited me from, uh… expressing my emotions… in an understood, wise choice of words. But… I have learned… to come out… [inhales sharply] and express them in a good term, as well.

But—and especially when… it can come from the h—especially when the emotions come from the heart, and the body language, it just depends on, uh, how it is understood from that point or another.

But, uh, I'll cut to a chase. I respect my fellow man… and, uh… I w—and I… have some feelings for the man, as well. But, uh… yeah, in a nutshell… I have to come out of the closet. And so, one closet… (God, please help me)… that I fe—that I am forcedforced to come out of…

Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: I… am a gaybian.

Yep. You heard me. I am… a gaaaaaaaaay… bian.

A male lesbian.

Thank you.

Fan videos

Chris Chan is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stardate 15 May 2010
Made By ReldnahcNNaitsirhc
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Take 2

Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2
Stardate 5 February 2009
Subject Matter HomosHomos Homos
Saga JulieJulie Julie ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt Dark RedDark Red Maroon
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1
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Chris Destroys His Vibrator
 
 
So… did I really come out of the closet there?
 

 

Transcript

Good evening.

You know, the, uh… word… "gay" and terms like… "coming out of the closet"… [inhales sharply] ughh… get th-thrown around a lot.

[pauses for several seconds, groans quietly, and shakes his head in disgust]

Anyway—uh… and als—and also, uh… some of us have to be—feel like we're being forced… to supposedly come out of the closet. And also, uh, some of—some of—so, sometimes, the, uh… actual words… like, uh, I myself—actual words that I have… used… become misinterpreted.

And, uh, it can be… very infuriating… when, uh… people misinterpret, uh… th-things into slanderous, uh, misunderstandings.

[inhales sharply] Mmm…

But yeah, I’ll, uh, get to a point here. I’ll get to the point.

[inhales sharply and groans] I have—so, like, I'm being forced to, uh… come out of… a closet, even though I already came out of one closet… emotionally, where I have learned… to, uh, put my emotions into a good… sound assortment of words… and, uh, ho—and honest input. And it—s—and s—and even though it really… pains me a lot… to… [long pause]

To say th—such th—to say some things

Anyway, the—uh… anyway, so… to get to the point

Fine. I'm guhhh—I'm gaaay. I'm gay.

Pfff. I said it.

I said it. So, there.

I said it.

Yep. I'm gaaay.

[sigh] Okay. Yep. So… did I really come out of the closet there?

That just depends on y'all—how y'all understand it!

Peace.

See also

References

  1. BlueSpike Skype Logs 4
  2. BlueSpike Skype Logs 4
CWC Update 31 January 2009 Chris's videos Chris Destroys His Vibrator
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Clyde vs. Chris

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | ACWCAudition | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Chris vs Clyde: Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack | DrainedCreativity

Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial