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That's right, he's given them a logo. You know, in case he gets a call asking for a merchandising deal.
The chaotic combo are STRAIGHT!

The Chaotic Combo is a team of Sonichu recolors with varying amounts of personality (ranging from one-dimensional to slightly more than one-dimensional) and screen-time. The Chaotic Combo first appeared in Sonichu #0[1]. The name was ripped off from Chaotix, a gang of five detectives first appearing in the game Knuckles' Chaotix.

Backstory

The Chaotic Combo were created at the same moment Sonichu and Rosechu were made. When the Chaotic Rainbow flew out of Sonic and Pikachu and hit the female Raichu, some eggs flew out of the rainbow for no clear reason and landed in a variety of locations (in the past, so Chris won't feel like such a paedophile for drawing porn of them). These hatched into adorable fucking annoying Sonees and Roseys that were then raised by nearby Pokémon.

Members

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Wild Sonichu

Wild was raised by a Scyther and a Venusaur. The Scyther, his father, and the Venusaur, his mother, taught him the skills necessary to survive in the jungle. He can swing through jungles and turn invisible. He attacks with razor leaves and vine whips. He is a confident, outgoing and courageous character, although he still has trouble talking to girls because otherwise Chris couldn't relate to him. He then gets in a forced relationship with a stolen character and spawns with her.

"Green electric/grass hedgehog Pokemon. 2nd in command of the Chaotic Combo. He was raised by a Venusaur, and has a perfect Razor Leaf attack (with a dash of lightning)." [2]

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Bubbles Rosechu

Bubbles was raised by a female Swampert. She has no personality whatsoever, other than being a total whore and being shown to get her rocks off by being electrocuted or hit with "Psychic Needles". Her powers include control over water and the ability to bitch slap her enemies. Farts around with Blake. Apparently, she can create tidal waves, which are normally caused by earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, or meteorite impact, but either way, kill thousands of people. Bubbles is Water/Electric.

"Blue electric/water hedgehog Pokemon. Optimistic and full of energy, when she feels happy, she will tell everyone. She was raised by a mother Swampert who taught her how to create tidal waves." [3]

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Punchy Sonichu

How Chris views all Asian people. Slanty-eyed self-proclaimed "strike ninja" who had his tail ripped off in a matter of seconds by Mypoe seconds after crash landing into G.D.W. Shinabe's dojo. Having his tail promptly removed, this somehow caused the Sonee to evolve into Punchy, which made him a martial arts expert. Punchy then used a sky uppercut to launch Mypoe into the stratosphere. For some reason, her dad didn't give a shit. Supposedly, Punchy is full of "Random Access Humor", except he doesn't really show up in the comic a lot, and when he does, he isn't funny. Punchy attacks with punches; gee, who would've thought? Punchy is Fighting/Electric, another type combo that doesn't exist in the actual game.

"Red electric/fighting hedgehog Pokemon. Punchy is very strong and full of random weird humor. He lost his tail in a fight. He was raised in a dojo in Japan." [4]

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Angelica Rosechu

Raised by nuns. Uses her magic powers to grow flowers with such messages as "HOPE" and "PEACE & LOVE". Only has slightly more personality than Bubbles. Uses words like "pray" and "Lord" randomly to show that she is religious or something, although this doesn't stop her from being a promiscuous hoebag and apparently mass debating in church. Angelica doesn't fight very often but she apparently she can use wing attacks and whirlwinds or some shit. Angelica is Flying/Electric, and as such, has Angel Wings.

"White electric/flying hedgehog Pokemon. She usually remains peaceful and calm, and she prays every night. Angelica was raised in a church by some nuns." [5]

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Magi-Chan

Probably the most interesting of the bunch, Magi-chan is a supposedly very intelligent Sonichu recolor who has psychic powers and can travel through time and stuff. Indeed, Magi-chan's amazing powers are so powerful and amazing that he can instantly fix all of the plot holes by powers of mind alone! This has given him the nickname of Deus ex machina chu. Raised by Mewtwo, who communicated with him telepathically after he hatched. Known for being very, very gay. The only member of the Chaotic Combo, and probably one of the few Sonichus altogether, that bothers wearing clothing, even if it's just a vest. Magi-chan is Psychic/Electric, a third combination that doesn't exist in the game. Wow, he came up with three original Pokémon type mixes. What a superstar.

"Purple electric/psychic hedgehog Pokemon. He has telekinetic powers, and he can bend anything with his mind." [6]

References

  1. Page 10
  2. Sonichu's News Dash #2, http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchusNews2.htm
  3. Sonichu's News Dash #2, http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchusNews2.htm
  4. Sonichu's News Dash #2, http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchusNews2.htm
  5. Sonichu's News Dash #2, http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchusNews2.htm
  6. Sonichu's News Dash #2, http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchusNews2.htm