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Formerly known as CWCAttack. (Until I lost my password.)
In His Own Words
Ten Reasons Why Sonichu Sucks
1) Because Sonichu Comics are UN-Original.
2) Chris admits he got HIS ideas from SEGA AND NINTENDO'S Characters and Comics and Video Games (and a lot, lot more other sources).
3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months and gaining more praise than Sonichu's ever had.
4) Chris doesn't draw gore, and he rarely draws nudity or references, but he writes them in in great detail so you are still very likely to feel queasy in comparison.
5) It is a Straight-Oriented Comic Series.
6) All of the events around CHRIS were based and twisted from His Real-Life Expierences.
7) He claims to have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life.
8) He uses excuses about working a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and rightful punishments.
9) The comic pages are ALL Poorly Hand-Drawn; the text gets fixed in Comic Sans for better reading, but the structure of the comic itself doesn't help it much.
10) He's had way over a million trolls worldwide since he went online in before 2000.
|Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!|
This user is asexual. They don't want to be "cured", thank you very much.
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
- Down With Asperchu!!! (Minus the Transcript)
- Taking off a random news article in January 2010.
- Retexting epic tard scream in 12 January 2010.
- The REAL Tail of Rosechu file for the Transgenderism article in Rosechu with the cooperation of Phlegethon.
Sub-Episode: How to Fail Miserably in Less Than Five Minutes
(Read bottom to front, please.)
Such fail even rivals a typical one of a certain great failure of epic proportions.