Stress
From CWCki
| —Chris, equating "stress" with being shot.[1] |
Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.
When pressed on his "high-functioning" autism, Chris eventually learned that outside of high school, he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with depression or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled.
When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his glasses and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the Internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the Love Quest. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives.
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Stress fact
Things that give Chris stress
- Bullies.[1]
- Trolls
- People at PVCC.[2]
- Pickles
- Getting a job.
- Anything requiring him to leave the house.
- Chores[1]
- The existence of webpages outlining his many failures.
- Asking girls to go out with him.
- His "mental block" of autism.
- Talking to anyone about anything except himself.
- Being told things he doesn't like to hear.
- Having drawings of him finger-banging Megan confused with Crystal.
- Copyright Issues
- Homosexuality
- His daily struggle against becoming homosexual.
- His characters being accused of homosexuality.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man.[3]
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else.
- People dying.[1]
- Finding out that his date was a mole working for the Man in the Pickle Suit.
- Being famous.[4]
- Being parodied.
- Criticism (constructive or otherwise)
- Being friend zoned.
- Having his identity questioned.
- His hormones.[5]
- Being banned from The GAMe PLACe.
- Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe.
- Back when Bob was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a Superfund site is perfectly ok)[1] [4]
- Anything slightly inconvenient.
- Anything that autism isn't an excuse for.
Things that relieve Chris's stress
- Mass debating[6]
- Having a sweetheart resetting his biological clock.
- The prospect of having a "sex time".
Things that Chris does when stressed
- Shits himself.
- Cries
- Becomes less/more productive than usual.
- Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in YouTube videos.
- Rages at his mailers.
- Sends death threats.
- Abuses his cameras.
- Crashes Into Slumber.
- Becomes increasingly homophobic.[7]
- Becomes increasingly racist.[8][9]
- Sighs excessively.
- Suffers from memory loss.
- Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas.[10]
- Drinks.
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 IRC (20 January 2009)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 IRC (31 December 2008)
- ↑ Megan E-mails
- ↑ Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted
- ↑ Mumble #8
- ↑ Chris Drops the N-Bomb
- ↑ Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean
- ↑ Mailbag #42
