Seinfeld

“	And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued in front of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.	„
—What is the deal with retards?

Seinfeld was a 1988-1998 sitcom. Despite being a well-written, creative, funny and intelligent show aimed at adults, Chris also liked it.

Chris on Seinfeld

• 29 September 2009: Chris claims Clyde Cash, like Elaine Benes, does not exist.
• Mailbag 17: Chris thinks Seinfeld should play him if he ever gets a movie.
• One of Chris's My Little Ponys is described as "a stickler for a tickler"; this is taken from a Seinfeld parody that appeared on Family Guy
• Church audio: The Seinfeld episode "The Strike" emotionally prepared Chris for getting fake numbers from girls.
• Some Favored Comedians: Chris discusses how much he likes Seinfeld, hopes Seinfeld will respond to the video, and imagines a Seinfeld routine about him. He forgets that Seinfeld's stand-up usually includes jokes.
• Kacey Call 8: Chris identifies with George Costanza, but gets offended when Kacey calls him the "George Costanza of Sonichu". What similarity could he possibly have with a stocky, slow-witted, bald man?

The List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate

I. Chris II. Bob Chandler III. Santa Clause IV. God V. Jesus VI. The President of the U.S.: George W. Bush • Barack Obama VII. All the World Leaders: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad • Kim Jong-un • Manuel Noriega VIII. ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present: Cole Smithey • Dr. David Alan Chandler • Jonathan Carey • Uncle Raymond • Joseph Herring • Joshua Martinez • Mimms • Lucas • Robert Simmons V IX. Celebrities: Jack Black • Red Skelton • Dick Van Dyke • Bob Newhart • Tim Allen • Jerry Seinfeld • Brad Garrett • Larry the Cable Guy • Peter Cullen X. Robots: Optimus Prime • Megatron XI. Electric Hedgehog Pokémon: Sonichu • Wild Sonichu • Punchy Sonichu • Magi-Chan • Blake • DJ Jamsta • BlazeBob Sonichu • Mitch Sonichu • Darkbind Sonichu • Metonic XII. Hedgehogs: Sonic the Hedgehog • Bionic the Hedgehog XIII. Pornstars: Bailey Jay

The List Of Males Chris Does Hate

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