Officer Nasty

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Chris violently molesting a police officer. Oh, the humanity.

Officer Nasty was Chris's only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for Kimmi) and the only Jerkop that he trusts.

Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. (ba dum, tisch!!!)

According to Chris, Officer Nasty did suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by records of his orders from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his massive girth, his bent duck, or both.

Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's room, but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.

“	Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury	„
—Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of

See also

• Julie
• Kimmi
• Sex toys

Sweethearts and gal-pals

Sweethearts: Past: Megan Schroeder | Blanca Weiss | PandaHalo | Julie | Vanessa Hudgens | Ivy | Kacey | The Wallflower (in Chris's words) | Jackie Future: Lovely Weather Minor sweethearts: Laura Dorazio | Kellie Andes | Lori Lopez | Hanna | Chloe | Sarah Jackson | Emily | Hambeast Gal-pals: Tiffany Gowen | Sarah Hammer | Caitlin | Anna McLerran | Sarah May | Sonichu Girls | Kim Wilson Inanimate objects: Officer Nasty | Kimmi | PS3 See also: List of Chris's sweethearts | Love Quest | Sweethearts in Chris's words