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My Little Pony is a line of toys and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8. In 2010, its recent creation eventually earned favorable acclaim for being actually good, and a large cult following of males called "bronies". Chris is one of the few bronies to exist before the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic cartoon gained popularity and made people coin the term, and picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by Megan in 2007, buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made My Little Pony dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the Friendship is Magic cartoon.

Chris and ponies

One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his bedroom.

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.

In his infamous FUTURE MESSAGE, Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan yet again.

In CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated, you can see his My Little Ponys hanging from his ceiling.

Chris used a picture of Applejack from Friendship is Magic as his Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series--Rainbow Dash.

Chris's Applejack avatar.

A Friendship is Magic Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "Correction of EX relationship status" and a G3 My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's 3DS in the Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg" video.

Chris also has a Friendship is Magic playlist on his YouTube account that includes all the episodes.[1] Considering his previous track record for loving children's shows, it's not exactly surprising. In the Facebook note he made on 31 March 2012, he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode "Ponyville Confidential" (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the nom de plume used in the episode was "Gabby Gums."

On 24 April 2012, Chris wrote a note on his Facebook, calling for the rescue of the MLP:FiM character "Derpy Hooves", a character who is characterized by her googly eyes and slow method of thinking, whose first speaking appearance in the episode "The Last Roundup" was re-edited because one person (who would later be heavily criticized by the MLP:FiM fanbase) thought Derpy's voice and personality in said appearance was offensive to the disabled. Naturally, Chris saw it as a vehicle to gain more pity towards him by sympathizing with a character that appeared to have a sort of disorder.

On the 26 June 2012, Chris whined about dark pony-related media on his Facebook via Twitter. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the infamous fanfiction Cupcakes (which, for those who don't know is a fanfiction depicting Pinkie Pie graphically killing Rainbow Dash while maintaining her normal goofiness) and the "SHED" installment of HotDiggedyDemon's .MOV series. He took particular offense at Rainbow Dash, a tomboyish character, being gorily killed in both videos and, in a characteristic fit of fatuous egotism, suggested that it was done because people hate tomboys and tomgirls. He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into the usual tirade of hatred against people in general.

In a twist of irony, it was recently discovered that Chris has not one, [2] but two [3] playlists from HotDiggedyDemon, the creator of SHED.MOV that he hated so much. Also, he eventually would share a word of wisdom HotDiggedyDemon posted to his Facebook account that trolls noted would be really useful for Chris himself.

Chris's Lego pony in question; talented as always.

In 2013, Chris' actions would cause him to become a social pariah to the Brony community by calling out voice actress Tara Strong on her "Twilightlicious" video, claiming that she was tainting the name of the characters she had voiced by apparently supporting trolling and bullying. Many trolls had responded that his actions were, to say the very least, ridiculous, due to him misunderstanding the context of her video and expecting a well-known celebrity to personally answer to him. This certainly would have ended in Chris not hearing squat from Tara, had a troll not decided to forward his rant to her Facebook account. This is what she had to say:

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."

Despite not meeting Chris before in her life, Tara immediately and insightfully chastises Chris as someone who would pull this stunt for attention, and makes note of her work in anti-bullying campaigns (which is something Chris would obviously not put any effort into researching). Chris did not respond, but in all likelihood ignored every word of what she said and dismissed her as a "DANG, DIRTY TROLL!" like he does with anybody who does not enable him. Eventually, though, he put her song "Take My Hand" on the Three-Quarter Woman CD.

When the Equestria Girls trailer was released, Chris threw a fit on Facebook, citing that it would attract "pedofile (sic) perverts" into the fanbase[4] (despite having drawn porn of underage characters in Sonichu 8, and not knowing that the MLP:FiM fanbase has always had perverts--not to mention, so does every other one in the world). He then goes on to say that the Friendship is Magic crew is "Out Of Their Minds", immediately after saying "With All Due Respect," even going so far as to name-drop Lauren Faust, who at that point had left the show more than a year prior. He then comments on his own note, loudly demanding in ALL CAPS that somebody pull the plug on it. Much to the surprise of nobody, Hasbro Studios did not respond to Chris' suggestions. Oh, and he later "liked" some videos related to the movie online and named it his #2 favorite.

Chris's Rainbow Dash cosplay.

In October 2014, Chris posted his own Lego 'Derpy' to his Facebook page.

On 26 December 2014, Chris donned a pair of novelty My Little Pony sunglasses as a "disguise" to get himself into a GameStop to vandalize a Sonic Boom display.

On 19 January 2015, a photo was leaked depicting Chris dressed up in a Rainbow Dash costume. While other Rainbow Dash cosplayers have done relatively well-done costumes and most of the time look fine, Chris on the other hand just looks creepy.

Cutie mark

"Being really gross has got to be my destiny, 'cause that's what my cutie mark is telling me."

In the new videos released on Feb 25th, Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the male and female symbol, surprisingly not having anything to do with Sonichu for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his felt-tip pens.

In the My Little Pony universe, a cutie mark is a symbol on both an individual pony's thighs, representing their special talent and interest. Chris's "special talent", it seems, is being a tomgirl. Prior to the Tomgirl Saga, Chris likely would have defined himself by his art or perhaps his love quest, but at this point seems to be anchoring his entire personality to his tomgirl status. Somewhat ironic is the fact that despite the implication of tomgirlhood being his special talent, Chris is a very, very unconvincing tomgirl.

In the comics

Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it. Purposely bad.

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, Sonichu Special #2 reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man Sarah Nicole Hammer, the recently united Chris and Ivy leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from Pokémon.

Gallery

The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
Chris' creation Original TCG card Notes
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The original Cheroki-Chan, made with Chris's own hair and Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic
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The improved store-bought Cheroki-Chan
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Pony in Seaspray Pose
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Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- too awesome to be a common pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few quirks, likes to draw and color, but above all, he is noble and honorable. Cheroki-Chan "creams" of finding a sweetheart for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that multi-green pony, possibly camouflaged.
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Camo-Flage
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Pony in Rainbow Dash pose
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Possible representation of Megan Schroeder. She rejected Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.[5]
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Mimmbo Bo Boruto
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Pony in Rainbow Dash pose
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Custom pony based on and made for Daniel Mimms. Naruto is another inspiration.
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Squall Metal Alchamest
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Pony in Rainbow Dash pose
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An inter-dimensional pony with motherly issues. Based on Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy VIII.
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Crystal
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Pony Cutie Keen Bean
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Commemorative pony of Crystal, Chris's future daughter.
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Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
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Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
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Camo-flage's older brother combined with the Pokémon Salamence.
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Ty Game
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Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
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Gamer Pony.
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Bee Riana
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Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
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When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
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Educait
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Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
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A nerdy Pony. It is of the Wallflower type.
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Honeysumerah
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Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
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Based on a shallow Pop Star. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway Family Guy gag, from "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein".
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Modest Manna
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Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
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Mormon pony.
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Linnhadey
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Pony in Beachberry Pose
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'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony.
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Federico
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Pony in Beachberry Pose
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Spanish Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos."
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Buttonbeck
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Pony in Diva Pose
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Generic soulless and flavorless Pony.

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See also

References

  1. Chris's My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic playlist on YouTube
  2. Jappleack Playlist on Chris' YT account
  3. Jackie and Jerry playlist on Chris' YT account
  4. File:Chris-Chan - FB - Equestria Girls.png
  5. File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg

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