Minor CWC-isms
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These Minor CWC-isms are part of Chris's language not notable enough for their own articles, but are still used in a manner no ordinary human being would use.
5 Main Types of CWC-isms
Basically, there are 5 main types of CWC-isms:
- CWC-neologism - a new word or phrase, which didn't exist before, and was first created by Chris.
Example: Lovehogs, a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs". - CWC-euphemism - a preexisting word or phrase, which Chris for some strange reason gave a totally different meaning than it was meant to.
Example: Duck, meant to denote a bird, Chris uses it to denote his penis. - CWC-anachronism - an obscure word or phrase which Chris has learned somewhere and now likes to utter pretty often, and which became characteristic for Chris's way of speaking/writing.
Example: I don't care for smth., a phrase Chris uses almost every time he expresses hate for something or someone. - CWC-misspelling - only the most notable of Chris's misspellings: those, which became characteristic for Chris's way of writing.
Example: Geinus, what he deems himself to be. - Other shit - or Miscellaneous.
These 5 Main Types of CWC-isms are here to help you determine, if a word or phrase is a CWC-ism. If it fits the first 4 types, it most probably is. If it doesn't, it most probably isn't. Only the most important and notable of exclusions go into the 5th Type.
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1. (adjective) Of an adult and mature natureOriginally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered adulterous.[1]
1. (Phrase, transitionary) Signifies that Chris wishes to make another point about a subject he is discussing, and that he wishes he were Peter Falk.An' anurr thing, Chris. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. An' anurr thing: my name is not Ian Brandon Something![3]
1. (phrase) And additional items; to add to a list.At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera and such.[4]
1. (noun) art.Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand artery.[5]
1. (adverb) In the manner previously described.They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me as such.[6]
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1. (Noun) Derogatory epithet for women.Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.[7]
1. (Adjective) Anger.Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get BLANGRY! [9]
1. (Expression) Excess fat that gives a person a very round appearance.Okay, well, I admit I do have a Buddha belly, but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.[10]
1. (phrase) but if anybody knows.If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. Buh bye bay nose the whereabouts of the... jerk... and just happens to be nearby... or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me.[11] |
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1. (abbreviation) Captain's Log.C-Log February 4th, 2010. First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make.[12]
1. (abbreviation) Charlottesville, Virginia.Look, you're going to back in C-Ville tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?[13]
1. (noun) Male orgasm....I feel my comeuppance and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. (...) And right after I'd given you my first round, my first comeuppance, you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis...[15]
1. (noun) Those who may steal Chris's intellectual property for malicious purposes. (pl.)I aways keep my eyes open for crooks who take my Electric Hedgehog Pokemon's name and put it in offensive use![17] |
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1. (article) Eye dialect spelling of the word the.Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, da DJ with da power![19]
1. (abbreviation) Unexplained, presumably a substitution to avoid the word "dumbass." Most likely not "District Attorney," although equally applicable to Marvey Blaziken.You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves; nice try, D.A.[20]
1. (verb) To have sexual intercourse, likely under deceptive conditionsLovely was hot. She mistook me for myself and we went home from work that night, so Lovely and I did the do, and it was awesome![21] |
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1. (adverb) A word that indicates that Chris is about to tell someone why he's right. Often not followed by an enumerated list of reasons, despite the implication.Firstly, Aspergers is NOTHING Similar to Autism; Aspergers pertains to MEMORY, Autism is Social Skills. and I'm High-Functionally Autistic[22]
1. (interjection, imperative verb) Parting salutation, akin to "goodbye".Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...faredoo. Adieu. Fond farewell...[23]
1. (adjective) fondFaithfully yours with fondful thoughts; Chris Chan.[24]
1. (adjective) final, but with the imagined possibility otherwise.And in June of 2008, he banned me from the store for good-like.[25]
1. (verb) To dedicate, as in a monument or building.I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-foundate this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart.[26]
1. (noun) minced oath for "swastika," especially the Hakenkreuz symbol of the Nazi Party.Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-boomerang-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).[27] |
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1. (verb) To transfer possession of the state of having been born, by bearing as offspring.My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only gave the birth--gave me birth at their ages...which my mother is sixty-six, currently, and my father is currently eighty. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth...then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of--for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early 1980s.[28] |
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1. (noun) An original drawn image, as opposed to a facsimile of that image.I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a HAND-DRAWING! It's the original hand-drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house![29]
1. (Noun) a sweetheart.Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely heartsweet?[31]
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1. (Noun) Stockboy; person employed to move heavy objects and perform other menial labor.If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY. [...] If I have to I would be, get one of the heavyweights, that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store.[32]
1. (idiom) To behave in a cowardly, immature fashion.You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who hides under his mother's skirt.[34] |
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1. (expression) Abbreviation for "I be a chandler," i.e., "I am a person named 'Chandler.'"I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that IBAChandler account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name.[35]
1. (expression) Statement of achievement and oneness with the universe.I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better. I can feel the cosmos! Peace.[38] |
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1. (discourse particle) Space filler during sentence.I don't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. I mean-like, you know, between you and him any further. Yeah.[39]
1. (pl. noun?) lurid acts or motivations (?) Origin: Chris completely made this word up, presumably based on "lucrid," which may in turn be based on the actual word "lurid." According to Chris, the word "lulz" can mean either "Laughs at my expense" or "Laughs under lucricities," so presumably the two contexts are equivalent.
1. (adjective) obscene, profane, wickedAnd promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose—such lucrid mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way...[40]
1. (abbreviation) acronym for "laughs under lucricities"Although, F.Y.I., "LULZ" is short for "Laughs Under Lucricities"[41] |
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1. (verb) to put a label on Chris or any of his creations in a way he doesn't like, regardless of truth 2. (noun) a label of such slanderous nature; see also "misunderstanding"I am NOT a Dictator. Why are you giving me an even WORSE Mislabeling than the Homosexual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again? [43]
1. (noun) a deliberate view that contradicts Chris; see also "mislabel"*AND WE WILL NOT TAKE THE MISUNDERSTANDINGS, THE MISLABELS, AND ALL THE LIKE SITTING DOWN!!![45] N |
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1. (noun) Euphemism for semen.You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the navy being drunk. Yeah. Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen[48]
1. (Adjective) Similar.And so I killed about killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED NEARLY SAME.[49] |
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1. (adjective) Racist. But still, call me old-fashioned but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... NOT BLACK. Not black.[50] 2. (adjective) Opposed to miscegenation. I mean Old Fashioned as in the Classic white-marry-white type of thing.[51] 3. (adjective) Homophobic. My father is OLD FASHIONED; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too.[52] 4. (adjective) Dating back to the 1980s. Ah, you can tell this is an old-fashioned Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.[53]
1. (interjection) Expression of pain in one's axles (the central shafts of rotating wheels or gears in a machine).OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!![54]Written for Ghost Buggy's cameo in Sonichu #7, based upon the character's tendency to complain about its aching mechanical components. |
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1. (noun) Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are.So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total peanuts. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?[55]
1. (???) Unknown.There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to PVCC.[56] |
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1 (adjective) to show more maturity or coarseness than is expected, especially knowledge of honest topics like sex.Ah, but I am not the weak person they think I am; I am much, much saltier![57]
1. (adjective) describing a situation which is epic, and at the same time related to Chris and his various clones.And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half.[58]
1. (Phrase) Used to announce a change in subject.Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for somecummpentydifferent — a bunch of good pushups![59]
1. (adverb) Very, Very much.Dear Blanca, I am soo happy that you were revealed as my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be[61]
1. (noun) Homeless shelter with bedsI mean, we have soup kitchens and we have soup beds. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS![62]
1. (noun) A wet dreamAfter falling back asleep Chris had a "sticky dream."[63]
1. (noun) Minced oath for "son of a bitch."Yo, Christian, thanks for saving my sister from that crazy sumbah[64] |
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1. (noun) Telepathy, i.e. communication through long distances, usually via psychic or supernatural means.I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome.[65]
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(noun) A male who is into girly stuff; apparently, in Chris's mind, this goes all the way to make-up and crossdressing.I am Tomgirl.[66]
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1. (interjection) Expression of dissatisfaction with an overabundance of evildoers.Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." Too many crooks! Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks.[67]
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1. (adjective) Very stupid, in a manner pertaining to trolling.Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping... trollin' stupid pickle suited... nigger![68] |
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1. (preposition) Archaic or poetic form of the word "to".Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully unto you, Julie.[69]I am very devastated, due to my SHATTERED HEART that XXXXX caused unto me!.[70]
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