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Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.
 

 

Chris on his frequency of McDonald's visits

A typical visit to McDonald's in CWCville.

McDonald's is Christian Weston Chandler's restaurant of choice. His ideal first date would take place here.[1] His favorite items are the eight-piece Chicken McNuggets[2][3] and the $1 sweet tea,[4] though lately he has claimed to get salads more often when attempting to get in the good graces of female friends.

Additionally, Chris's preference for McDonald's was symbolic of his conflict with his dad, who preferred Burger King.[5][6]

Chris met the real-life B-Manajerk and his partner, Merried Seinor Comic, in a Wal-Mart McDonald's in June of 2005, an event which would later be dramatized in Sonichu 3.

Health issues

It is probable that Chris's inactive lifestyle and frequent patronage of McDonald's is the cause of his obesity. The number of times Chris claims to eat there, two or three times a week,[7] is equivalent to going an average of 130 times a year. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie told to impress Mr. Devoria—once a week would still be more than enough to cause health issues. At this rate, Chris may develop serious medical problems—heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes are known to result from continued consumption of fast food.[8]

The trouble is that Chris doesn't seem to realize just how bad fast food actually is. He barely understood that fast food was bad for one's health until roughly the Liquid Saga, when at Kacey's behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. This mostly involved eating salads at McDonald's instead of his usual eight-piece box of chicken nuggets.

In a display of nutritional ignorance, he claimed that having grilled chicken with his garbage food was better than having breaded chicken. This is a common misconception—though grilled contains less fat than breaded, it still comes from a fast food chain and only seems healthy by comparison to everything else McDonald's serves. The "side salad" that he occasionally mentions eating is one of the more inoffensive items on the McDonald's menu, and grilled chicken salads are also not as unhealthy as most of their products. However, these salads are frequently drowned by fat people in cheese and high-calorie dressing. Chris claimed once (in effort to impress a girl, natch) that he refrains from using dressing, but given that he seems to have a dislike for foods without copious amounts of fat, salt, or sugar, this is almost certainly untrue.

Also, the sugar content of a small McDonald's sweet tea is 36 grams.[9] The recommended daily intake of sugar for an adult is about 40 grams.[10]

In Sonichu

"Have some fistfull fries!"
The CWCee Dees mascot.

McDonald's Monopoly

In 2009, McDonald's held a Monopoly promotion. Chris claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods, which may seem familiar to seasoned CWC watchers.

Account I (October 6 - October 20)

52 codes (43 of them from purchased things)

  • 52. St. Charles Place
  • 51. Oriental Avenue
  • 50. Baltic Avenue
  • 49. Park Place
  • 48. Marvin Gardens

Account II (October 21)

11 codes (10 of them from purchased things)

  • 11. Park Place
  • 10. North Carolina Avenue
  • 9. Illinois Avenue
  • 8. Community Chest (2)
  • 7. Oriental Avenue

Account III (October 22 - October 23)

7 codes (6 of them from purchased things)

  • 7. Park Place
  • 6. Community Chest (3)
  • 5. Illinois Avenue
  • 4. New York Avenue
  • 3. Electric Company

Account IV (October 23 - October 28)

8 codes (6 from purchased things)

  • 8. Reading Railroad
  • 7. Luxury Tax
  • 6. North Carolina Avenue
  • 5. B. & O. Railroad
  • 4. Pennsylvania Railroad

McCosplay

Chris as the Hamburglar, apparently.
At least it hides his tits.

In the beginning of October 2010, Chris apparently remembered Jackie telling him that she liked his cosplay videos. Following a controversial cosplay video over two weeks before, Chris decided to continue his act with McDonald's characters.

His first McDonaldland act was the Hamburglar, where he ran around his room acting batshit crazy, wearing a BDSM costume that looked far more like an obese Voldo than the Hamburglar.

The next day, Chris attempted to cosplay Grimace. Needless to say, the Grimace costume he made was beyond recognition. Whilst wearing the costume, he delivered a speech about autism and bullying before breaking out into song. It is likely that Chris got this idea from an episode of Family Guy in which Lois dresses up as The Grimace - Peter responds with a comment that Grimace is autistic himself.

The places of Chris's life

Chris's homes: Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments | Surrywood Subdivision | Newberry Towne Subdivision | 14 Branchland Court (Chris's room | Chris's kitchen) | Rental House

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | The GAMe PLACe | C.W.C. Comics

Attraction locations: Piedmont Virginia Community College | University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch) (Chick-fil-A) (Pac Sun) (Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Chris's room

Other places Chris visited: Anime Mid-Atlantic | Best Buy | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Fridays After Five | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Taco Bell | Burger King | Snooky's Pawn Shop


Cities of the World: Albemarle County, VA | Charlottesville, VA | Clarksville, VA | Greene County, VA | Harrisonburg, VA | Midlothian, VA | Richmond, VA | Ruckersville, VA | Standardsville, VA

Countries of the World: Molvanîa | Virginia | Ohio | California


Map of Chris's World

* CWCverse Locations *

CWCville main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park/CWC-Central Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office) (Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo) (Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

CWCville other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

CWCville environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields

The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Dr.Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Motherfucking Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (PVCCitizens High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City

Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void

References

  1. Blanca Emails, September 2008#Future dates with Blanca
  2. Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_2_2
  3. CWC's_Diary#March_2
  4. Mailbag 28
  5. Coffee Place
  6. DayOut
  7. Mumble 8
  8. [1]
  9. [2]
  10. [3]