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Quote of the Now

On the other topic, changing the gender on my alter (Chris Chan) Sonichu Form HAS a good reason: the REAL Me is of Female Soul and Identity; my self-character MATCHES AND HAS TO MATCH, and like those removable clip-on wings, the transformation changes along as well.

There is NO Reason or Justification WHATSOEVER in Sonic the Hedgehog's Arm Colour!


—Chris explaining why Chris-Chan Sonichu's gender change makes more sense than the blue arms.

Article of the Now

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26 December 2014 -a date which will live in infamy- was probably the busiest day in Chris's life since he graduated, and is essentially 28 October 2011 all over again. Once again, Chris is in trouble with the law, and once again, it involves assaulting staff at a store. This time, though, it doesn't look like he'll get off the hook so easily.

After spending three days in Albemarle Regional Jail, Chris was released on bail, to await his hearing on 5 February 2015.

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This Day in Christory

the thing Chris should not have

Today in Christory, in 2005, Christian is arrested for "following too close" in his car. He claims that he caused an accident after a "math problem" got stuck in his head.


Did You Know...

  • ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
  • ...that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works?

Da Update

  • 23 July - Chris's case was continued yet another time to 15 October 2015.
  • 23 July - Chris's fifth court date takes place.
  • 23 July - Chris dyes his hair blue and claims it's not related to Sonic or Sega on a Facebook post.
  • 18 July - Chris lists ten new Sonichu Amiibo and ten Sonichu medallions for sale on eBay.
  • 16 July - Chris reacts to the release of the new Sonic Boom season with "Three Words: Shit. Damn. Fuck. And then: "Somebody Shoot Me."
  • 12 July - Chris mourns the loss of Nintendo president Satoru Iwata.
  • 12 July - Chris's Facebook is put back up, but the pictures of his Hitler medallions are taken down with it. Which is rather odd, given that it's meant to mock him.
  • 11 July - Chris's Facebook is taken down again.
  • 9 July - A ween requests Chris to make a medallion depicting Adolf Hitler. In response, he makes a medallion of Hitler being farted on.

PSN Tracker

PSN Activity tracker
Chris was last spotted playing Disney Infinity for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

Kiwi Farms

Check out Chris's own section in Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions.)


Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know.

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Improvement Project of the Now

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Picture of the Now


A new Hitler medallion Chris has sold on Ebay, as he explains on Facebook.

Video of the Now