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Quote of the Now

 
 
Attention Everyone!!!

To preface what has happened recently, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue!!!

If ‪#‎SEGA‬ had Never changed them, or reversed the change between February and November of this year in the new Sonic Boom video games AND Cartoon Series on Cartoon Network, as well as the Toys and whatever else, I would Never Have Had to Protest and Rebel the way I have, including the creation of my group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!
 


 

Chris, blaming Sega for his assault on an innocent GameStop employee.

Article of the Now

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26 December 2014 -a date which will live in infamy- was probably the busiest day in Chris's life since he graduated, and is essentially 28 October 2011 all over again. Once again, Chris is in trouble with the law, and once again, it involves assaulting staff at a store. This time, though, it doesn't look like he'll get off the hook so easily.

After spending three days in Albemarle Regional Jail, Chris was released on bail, to await his hearing on 5 February 2015.

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This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris uploads a new video addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London. Then, he uploads another video Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads. He later apologizes to Alec and Evan, but not Mao or Sean.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
  • ...that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works?


Da Update

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  • 25 January: Chris begins begging his white knights to purchase him the Lego "Grand Emporium" set, which is a shopping mall. One (unintentionally) snarky comment from William Elliott Waterman, who notes he has none of the parts, gains over 80 likes.
  • 24 January: Chris uploads an imgur file of said piece.
  • 23 January: Chris posts his latest masterpiece on Facebook, "My Mind is a Blank". He rages at the CWCki, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and stress all in the same post. One of Chris's white knights compares our treatment of Chris to how the KKK treats blacks--a comment so ironic, even William Elliott Waterman was outraged.
  • 21 January: A newer voicemail greeting is leaked onto YouTube.
  • 19 January: Christorians discover that Chris has removed all of his items to sell on eBay. Also, Chris discovers that his white knight, Kenneth Englehardt, bought a flesh-armed Sonic comic book...that had a preview for Sonic Boom. Even though the comic's focus wasn't on the blue-armed bandit, Chris proceeded to rage and shun him out of his group.
  • 18 January: Chris attacks his trolls on a video clip of The Amazing World of Gumball--a show that airs on the same network as Sonic Boom.

PSN Tracker

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Chris was last spotted playing LittleBigPlanet 3 for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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Video of the Now