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I think financial compensation is an easy way out I am offering to you, compared to the getting everything against me off of the Internet for good (impossible task), and I have more than enough evidence against you to sue for the six years of chaos and Trolling stress for more than the amount. My attorney is Robert B. Bell; more powerful than your "Tom Sawyer, who lost his bio daughter named Sue to his brother, Sam". Plus, how much longer would you like my curse make you dizzy? Food for your thought.
 

 

Chris, in a leaked e-mail, leaked in 22 March 2014.

Article of the Now

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Sonichu #1 is the second issue of the Sonichu comic. Unlikely as it might sound, this one is actually even more retarded than Sonichu #0.

Having only just created Sonichu from a Pikachu mutated by exposure to Sonic and his Chaos Emeralds, Chris immediately blows his wad by jumping right into the first Sonic/Sonichu team-up. (All imaginative ten-year-olds roleplay themselves in their favorite imaginary worlds, but only Christian thinks his preteen fantasies are marketable.) It would not be until Sonichu #2 that the way past cool Electric Hedgehog Pokémon would be out of Sonic's shadow... which happens to be about the time Chris starts hogging the spotlight.

In the tradition of all great comic book crossovers, Sonichu #1 pits Sonic and Sonichu against two titanic villains, namely Sonic's enemy Ivo Robotnik and Pokémon bad guy Giovanni. It's as if he doesn't want you to forget where he stole all this shit from. Further complicating the plot, it is made clear that last issue's villain, Naitsirhc, is indeed Giovanni's son, who acted on orders from his father to collect Sonichu's genetic code. Together, Robotnik and Giovanni would shake the foundations of CWCville by introducing its next major character, Bill the Scientist. Also, Black Sonichu or something.

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This Day in Christory

And Ivy, I love you so much

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads two videos; one where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face', and one in which he apologises for cheating on Ivy on April 6, he cites the bible.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
  • ...that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works?


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PSN Tracker

PSN Activity tracker
Chris was last spotted playing Skylanders: Swap Force for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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