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Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me, sweetheart, you really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately.
 

 

—Chris on his latest video, I Love You, Catherine on 4 October 2014.

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"I Love You, Catherine" is a video uploaded to YouTube, by Chris, on 4 October 2014. The video contains an apology to a girl named Catherine, who is presumably the mystery sweetheart Chris had posted about on Facebook in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing a skirt and stockings throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old high school sweatshirt. A woman's headband can be seen in his ever-thinning hairline throughout the entirety of the video, as well. He is also shown to be at his lowest point since CWC is Sad, speaking with a low monotone and at parts almost tearing up.

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This Day in Christory

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Today in Christory, in 2008, Christian issued a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.

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Did You Know...


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  • 18 October - Chris makes a (poorly-made) Lego Derpy and posts it on Facebook. Also, Chris wishes a Happy Halloween and begs for party invites.
  • 17 October - Chris watches My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks.
  • 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.
  • 11 October - Chris attends National Coming Out Movie Night.
  • 9 October - Chris begs his Facebook friends to purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay, and his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see).
  • 5 October - Yet another medallion update.
  • 4 October - Chris uploads his first video in a year, entitled "I Love You, Catherine".
  • 1 October - Barb turns 73. Instead of celebrating her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about Britney Spears and updates about the mass-market medallions on eBay. He also rages about Sonic's arms NOT being blue, as shown in Sonic Boom.
  • 30 September - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris' project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering instead to people a brick with their name on it have they sold 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion" to a person named "Mr. Smith" (who apparently has made a "false" case against him).


PSN Tracker

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Chris was last spotted playing Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!!

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