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Quote of the Now   “   Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me, sweetheart, you really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately.   „   —Chris on his latest video, I Love You, Catherine on 4 October 2014.

Article of the Now "I Love You, Catherine" is a video uploaded to YouTube, by Chris, on 4 October 2014. The video contains an apology to a girl named Catherine, who is presumably the mystery sweetheart Chris had posted about on Facebook in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing a skirt and stockings throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old high school sweatshirt. A woman's headband can be seen in his ever-thinning hairline throughout the entirety of the video, as well. He is also shown to be at his lowest point since CWC is Sad, speaking with a low monotone and at parts almost tearing up. (Read more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris wrote the first version of "Story of My Current Days". (more...) Today was also the day, in 2011, that Chris put an old TV on Craigslist that was described as "DEFINED SUPER BOWL SUNDAY". (more...) Did You Know... ...that wooden badges are delicious? ...that Chris loves McDonald's while his dad preferred Burger King? ...that Chris is a gay icon? ...that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of CWC and all CWC trolls? ...that Ivy was real? ...that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ...that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ...that Clyde Cash became a troll because his brother Ryan committed suicide? ...that all the Sonichu characters had Twitter accounts? ...that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?

Da Update 9 October - Chris begs his Facebook friends to purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay, and his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see). 5 October - Yet another medallion update. 4 October - Chris uploads his first video in a year, entitled "I Love You, Catherine". 1 October - Barb turns 73. Instead of celebrating her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about Britney Spears and updates about the mass-market medallions on eBay. He also rages about Sonic's arms NOT being blue, as shown in Sonic Boom. 30 September - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris' project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering instead to people a brick with their name on it have they sold 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion" to a person named "Mr. Smith" (who apparently has made a "false" case against him). 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over people opening eBay cases to him. 24 September - Chris buys a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook. He also says that his sales are not scams, and posts Barb's phone number. 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a Lego CWCville Shopping Center. PSN Tracker Chris was last spotted playing Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock for the PS3. Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money! Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here. CWCki News CWCki Forums Check out our permanent forum full of lively and oftentimes thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions.) STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review. Improvement Project of the Now The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment are... OkCupid Be sure to consult the talk page for improvement suggestions. GO WORK ON IT!

Picture of the Now SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!!

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