Article of the Now
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Virgin with rage was Chris's description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered frustration and rage. It remains to be seen whether the loss of his virginity will change anything.
Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, even in casual conversation with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice, one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.
On 12 April 2012 a Facebook message was leaked in which Chris claimed to have finally lost his virginity.
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads his first video since the Ivy debacle, in which he Chris declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK".
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Today was also the day, in 1536, that Anne Boleyn was beheaded. She was survived by her only child, Elizabeth, who became the Virgin Queen of England. In spite of this, Chris would claim Anne as his ancestor 471 years later.
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Did You Know...
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Da Update
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- 13 May - Eight old photographs of Chris are released, five from 11 November 2010 and three from 1 March 2011. Notable features include the last known wearing of the Sonichu Medallion, Chris's nasty hair and a proto-Tomgirl look.
- 12 May - Chris posts a new note on Facebook about Mimms, attempting to get people to annoy him. He then deletes the note minutes later.
- 9 May - A call between Chris and Kacey that was "misplaced" by PVCC is released.
- 6 May - A previously unseen drawing of Chris and Jackie in a pool having sex is released.
- 5 May - Chris posts a note on Facebook calling on the trolls to leave Anna alone and clarifying that he does not see his mother in her. In addition, an old drawing of the Wallflower from 2010 is released.
- 1 May - Chris makes another post on Facebook titled "Hey, Trollies", where he continues to gloat over his alleged "victory" over the trolls (despite the fact that he's caused them no damage or humility whatsoever).
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PSN Tracker
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Chris was last spotted playing The Pinball Arcade.
Chris has spent over $6,127.64 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.
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CWCki News
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Improvement Project of the Now
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The article in need of desperate improvement at the moment is...
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IMPROVE IT, FAGGOTS.
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