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Chris's Big Night Out

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He had a great time. :D
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On 12 June 2009, Chris visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered a pair of fans who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to YouTube. This event has been referred to as Chris's Big Night Out.

Grip 'n' Sip

In the first video, Chris broke his twenty-seven-year period of abstaining from alcohol and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of Long Island Iced Tea (coincidentally, an IBA Official Cocktail). Chris's choice of a Long Island Iced Tea is ironic, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and Coke), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he swallows his navy.


Grip 'n' Sip
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Mmm! Goes down salty.
 

 

Transcript

What was going through Chris's mind.

Girl: So… so what do you have right now, Chris?

Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.

[The camera is turned sideways]

Guy: Say that one more time?

Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.

Guy: All right… rock it!

Girl: Okay!

[Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip]

Girl: What do you think of it?

[Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty]

Chris: Mmm! Goes down salty.

Girl: Kinda salty?

Chris: Yeah… but it's pretty tasty.

Girl: Yeah.

Guy: Rock on! All right!

Girl: So… look excited!

[Chris smiles almost imperceptibly]

Girl: [laughs] You don't look very excited!

Guy: No, “excited”—no, “excited”—“Excited” is—

Chris Loves The Nightlife

In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "I Love the Nightlife" like a retard. While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.

It should come as no surprise to anyone—except perhaps Chris—that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large gay following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of The Simpsons, like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.

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I love the nightlife! I've got to boogie!
 

 

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[Chris sings "I Love the Nightlife", his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing]

DJ: Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!

Sonichu Rocks!

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Chris's Big Black Balloon


 
 
Sonichu's still rockin' in my head!
 

 

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Chris: Sonichu's still rockin' in my head!

Girl: [laughs]

Chris's Big Black Balloon

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Chris and His PSP


 
 
Like a balloon!
 

 

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Girl: [presumably to Chris] —right now.

Chris: Like a balloon!

Girl: [laughs]

Guy: [to Chris] Y'all catch a balloon fish?

Man in background: Whoop! Whoop!

Guy: [to a passing bro] Hey, dude—check it out! He got a fish!

Bro: Oh.

Girl: [laughs again]

Chris and His PSP

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You get to see two naked ladies.
 

 

Chris: -Of the, of the winning videos of the PaRapper the Rapper contest when it came out on the PSP version of that game.

[camera moves to show chris's face]

Girl: Smile!

[chris pulls a creepy smile]

Girl: [laughs]

Guy: What about the err, explain, explain the omega one again.

[camera moves back to Chris's hand]

Chris: [inhales sharply] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of... God of War: Chains of Olympus.

[camera moves back to Chris's face]

Girl: Do you like that game?

Chris: Yeah! It was fun. I completed it.

Girl: Ohhh.

Chris: And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and… Kratos basically has sex with them, but it shoots off-screen

Girl: Two naked ladies? [laughs]

Chris: —and then, like, it shakes all over the place!

Guy: I tell ya: a game—

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