Joseph Herring
Joseph Herring (born December 14, 1979) was one of Chris's few male "buddies". They were water boys for the varsity basketball team at Manchester High School. Two years older, Joseph told Chris about his girlfriend. Chris consoled him when he got dumped.[1] According to Chris, she gave him a "bum steer".[2]
Chris once rode in Joseph's jeep when the buses failed to turn up for one game.[3]
Joseph (later retconned as Joe Herr) appears in Sonichu #7 only, during a time travel storyline. Like many teens, he is depicted in the comic with a bad case of acne. It was presumed that Manchester High employs the use of the mentally handicapped and horribly disfigured students to clean jock straps and refill water bottles. A pimply character similar to Joe appears in Sonichu #5 with a girlfriend, both of whom are split apart due to Mary Lee Walsh's quest to make true love illegal in Virginia. It is unknown if this throwaway character is intended to be Joe. The reasons given in the comic for his breakup with his girlfriend involve an incident in a restaurant involving "spilled soup" and "tossed salad."
When high res images from the DVD slideshow were released, it was discovered that Joseph was a fairly good-looking young man, with a clean face, neat hair, and formal clothing; it is likely that Chris drew him horribly disfigured to make himself look good in comparison.
References
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I. Chris II. Bob Chandler III. Santa Clause IV. God V. Jesus VI. The President of the U.S.: George W. Bush • Barack Obama VII. All the World Leaders: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad • Kim Jong-un • Manuel Noriega VIII. ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present: IX. Celebrities: Jack Black • Red Skelton • Dick Van Dyke • Bob Newhart • Tim Allen • Jerry Seinfeld • Brad Garrett • Larry the Cable Guy • Peter Cullen X. Robots: Optimus Prime • Megatron XI. Electric Hedgehog Pokémon: Sonichu • Wild Sonichu • Punchy Sonichu • Magi-Chan • Blake • DJ Jamsta • BlazeBob Sonichu • Mitch Sonichu • Darkbind Sonichu • Metonic XII. Hedgehogs: Sonic the Hedgehog • Bionic the Hedgehog XIII. Pornstars: Bailey Jay |
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