Hanna

The original troll and our hero.

Hanna (later retconned as Fandanna) is an IRL troll notable for smashing Chris's heart down to 15%. To add insult to injury, this was right after the Heart Level jumped from 20% to 100%. Little is known about Hanna except that she works (or worked) at the Starbuck's Coffee in Fashion Square Mall and likes Chuck Paladuck [sic], director [sic] of Fight Club. Chris let out a loud, anguished "NOOOOOOO" in his last conversation with her, which got him banned from the mall.

Chris's run-in with Hanna was memorably recounted in Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart".

Chris's Explanation of the Real Life Meeting

“	One day in March, 2005, I now go to Fashion Square, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu Scrapbook, and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly Boyfriend-Free. Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC [sic], and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.	„
—Chris, from his MySpace page

Sources

• Vivitheg's AIM chat
• Jackie e-mails part 2
• CWC's Diary

Sweethearts and gal-pals

Sweethearts: Past: Megan Schroeder | Blanca Weiss | PandaHalo | Julie | Vanessa Hudgens | Ivy | Kacey | The Wallflower (in Chris's words) | Jackie Future: Lovely Weather Minor sweethearts: Laura Dorazio | Kellie Andes | Lori Lopez | Hanna | Chloe | Sarah Jackson | Emily | Hambeast Gal-pals: Tiffany Gowen | Sarah Hammer | Caitlin | Anna McLerran | Sarah May | Sonichu Girls | Kim Wilson Inanimate objects: Officer Nasty | Kimmi | PS3 See also: List of Chris's sweethearts | Love Quest | Sweethearts in Chris's words