February 2012

February 2012 saw Chris's thirtieth birthday, a slew of unflattering videos made for Jackie, and a look into how he lives his life in a world full of Jews and locust infestations via a new Facebook account.

Chris is not amused.

Events

• 4 February - Chris writes on his Facebook account details about him playing "hide and seek" with the Jerkops and Manajerk at the Fashion Square Mall.
• 5 February - Chris is spotted in a Goodwill and publishes new photos on his Facebook account.
• 11 February - Chris changes his voicemail greeting...again.
• 17 February - Chris' plans for a charitable lemonade stand are discovered.
• 22 February - The Playstation Vita is released. Chris acquires one within two days.
• 24 February - Chris's drivers' license expires.
• 24 February - Chris turns thirty! Happy Christian Love Day!
• 24 February - TheCWCvilleLibrary releases a grand number of Tomgirl videos aimed at Jackie, who is apparently back in contact with Chris: Cakefarts, Chris and Jackie's Date‎, You're Always Pretty (a wild Snorlax appears!), Little Tomboy Blue‎, Who's Your Brony?, Forgot the Glitter‎, The Red-Maned Deer, Teenage Dream and Cheerleader.