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CWC Update 8 January 2009

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"CWC Update 8 January 2009" (officially "CWC Update 010808" — yes, Chris seemingly failed to note the new year) is a video in which Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of Jay Z but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his fangs.

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CWC Update 8 January 2009
Stardate 8 January 2009
Subject Matter WebsiteWebsite Sonichu.net
Performance Style RageRage Rage
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I am STRAIGHT
 
 
Sonichu.net, in my case, is under slow recovery from Gregg Mays' attack on it; some files may be misplaced among my zip discs and HDD, but I'll have it all fully recovered as soon as I am capable.

But, BUG THE HECK out of him to at least confess to me that he's a troll, and to restore the missing files on Sonichu.net.

This video will not be deleted after the Sonichu.net has been fully restored.
 


 

 
 
I'm not afraid to SHOW MY FANGS!
 

 

Transcript

Captain's Log, January 8th, 2009. [inhales deeply]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Sonichu fan base: unfortunately, due to, uh… a troll having, uh, found access to the, uh… database behind sonichu.net, it is temporary shut down, and, uh, I cannot change the password at the moment. But, uh, apparently, the, uh, guy said that, uh, he can re—he can fix it, so… I pretty much forced him to do it, so… y’know....

Gregg Mayyys! Gregg Mays! At gmail.com! With three Gs. In the “Gregg”.

[groans] If you do not re-upload sonichu.net… back to the way it was… before you even startedI will come down at you… with my boys from Nintendo and my big—and my lawyer man from the… big—and my lawyer man from Nintendo, Jay Z… [assumes B-boy stance] he gonna come down with his boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega! They gonna rain d—they gonna track you down. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that—bring my website back up to the way it was!

Jay Z, if you were the—one of the trolls that wanted a response… you're gettin' it, so just listen to me, ya jerk! Re-upload it! Or we're gonna rain heckle on you, ’cause I'm not afraid to… [moves in for a canine close-up] SHOW MY FANGS!

[returns to seat and sighs] But I digress...

Peace and love to all the rest of the Son—all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fans. Thank you for your patience.

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Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | ACWCAudition | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Chris vs Clyde: Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack | DrainedCreativity

Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial