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"CWCFlyingElephants" is a seven-minute video, published by The Miscreants on 27 April 2009. Trying to cheer his then-sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens, it shows Chris in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls random-access humor. Chris runs, twirls, acts crazy and does handstands while in the nude. In addition, he imitates lines from Ed, Edd, n Eddy, quotes Monty Python, plays with toys, and throws around Li'l Chris.
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|Stardate||27 April 2009|
|Performance Style||Crazy, Comedy|
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Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009
And now for something completely different. [Chris shows off his man-tits] BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!
AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm!
It's a trap! HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! [amid the body thrashing and arm flailing, Chris appears to injure himself near the door frame. He bends at the knees in pain before the scene cuts away]
And now for something completely different, a man impersonating Towelie the Towel. Oh my goodness, my pussy is wet! Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! Wanna get high? NOOOOO! NOOO!
[Gumby voice] I would like to meet someone of superior intelligence. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see John the Baptist impersonation of Graham Hill. Yes it's historic impersonations!
Full-frontal nudity. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I haven't had enough of the permissive society! I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!
I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!
Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!
And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-Bumblebeeee! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, Prowl. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. Soundwave. Lend me Laserbeak!
DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII More than a feeling-
I like a nice dance, you're forced to. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Pearls before swine presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a karate-kick for your money. I'll give you a punch, and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.
[Donald Duck impression] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm naked! I forgot my sailor suit, and my hat, and apparatus. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.
Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.
Hey Kenny, you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words.
Hey dude, that's not cool.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. [Imitating King of the Hill]
[Drinks soda] AAAAAAH!
Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to act. Like. A. Loony!
I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket. And now I have on my head, a silly little bear, I'm wearing clean underwear. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.
Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP! [Lifts a chair, then lowers it]
[Holds a sock puppet up] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.
Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. Pedi pedi di di. Plong.
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