BlazeBob Sonichu

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Blazebob's first depiction by PandaHalo.

Blazebob Sonichu is yet another unoriginal recolor who has even less personality than other Sonichus.

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Origins

The fuck is up with his eyes?

Originally created by PandaHalo along with Chloe Rosechu, Blazebob is proof that Chris is so unoriginal that he has resorted to recoloring his recolors. He provides the other half to Chloe, as no inhabitant of CWCville could possibly ever be single.

His name comes from Robert Simmons V, a famed troll and former ally of Chris. According to PandaHalo, Robert had traveled all the way to Australia just to hang out with her, and she had become infatuated with him. The character was named in his honor, and was originally conceptualized as a transformation for Robert, just like Chris-Chan Sonichu and Reldnahc Ha-Taque.

Although his name is sometimes given as "BlazeBob", with a CamelCase "B", Chris spells it "Blazebob",[1] not that you'd be able to tell from the comics since all dialogue in Sonichu is written in ALL CAPS comic sans.

In the comics

Blazebob and Chloe, during their 15 whole seconds of mourning for the death of PandaHalo

Since being introduced in Sonichu #9, his only action since being launched from a burning building has been to tell Chloe to "move on" after their trainer's death, before disappearing without a trace. He is the second Sonichu in the series to have fire powers, the first being Wes-Li Sonichu back in Sonichu #2, thus making him completely redundant.

In the CWCipedia article for Sonichu, "Blazebob" is described as a potential evolution for an infant Sonee should it be exposed to a Fire Stone.

Curiously, Sonichu #9 gives Chloe and Blazebob's ages as 17 and 18 respectively,[2] which if we are to take Chris's retcons into account would make them the youngest two Sonichus and Rosechus alive, at least until Sandy evolved. Chris previously claimed that all of the grown up Sonichus in the comic were hatched from a batch of eggs created by the Chaotic Rainbow which sent the eggs back in time to February 2nd 1989, though they ended up in different locations.[3] It has yet to be explained why these two Sonichus in particular are for some reason younger than all the others, but the only other possible explanation for where they come from has some unsavory implications, given that the only other Electric Hedgehog Pokémon around at the time they were born were roughly four years old.[4]

Due to Chris's poor art style, Blazebob looks nearly identical to Ultra Sonichu.

Sources

  1. Mailbag 34#Electric inequality Pokémon
  2. http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_74
  3. http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Origins
  4. Sonichu chronology

See also

The List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate

I. Chris II. Bob Chandler III. Santa Clause IV. God V. Jesus

VI. The President of the U.S.: George W. BushBarack Obama

VII. All the World Leaders: Mahmoud AhmadinejadKim Jong-unManuel Noriega

VIII. ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present:
Cole SmitheyDr. David Alan ChandlerJonathan CareyUncle Raymond
Joseph HerringJoshua MartinezMimmsLucasRobert Simmons V

IX. Celebrities: Jack BlackRed SkeltonDick Van DykeBob NewhartTim AllenJerry SeinfeldBrad GarrettLarry the Cable GuyPeter Cullen

X. Robots: Optimus PrimeMegatron

XI. Electric Hedgehog Pokémon: SonichuWild SonichuPunchy SonichuMagi-ChanBlakeDJ JamstaBlazeBob SonichuMitch SonichuDarkbind SonichuMetonic

XII. Hedgehogs: Sonic the HedgehogBionic the Hedgehog

XIII. Pornstars: Bailey Jay

The List Of Males Chris Does Hate

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