Adam Stackhouse
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This article is filled with TRUTH and HONESTY and was once 'Article of the Now'. |
| —Chris's version of the rules |
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| Adam Stackhouse | |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Siblings | Anna Stackhouse |
| Occupation(s) | Filmmaker Cockblocker |
Adam Stackhouse was the winner of the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown PaRappa the Rapper contest. Chris felt that he should have won, and thus harbored a grudge against him.
In order to win, Chris orchestrated a mass spamming of votes via dummy sockpuppet accounts, so that he would not only win a PSP for his then love interest Megan, but also claim the prize of an all-expenses-paid trip for two to the 2007 Penny Arcade Expo. He had hoped to bring Megan on the trip and eventually make love to her in their shared hotel room, losing his "virgin with rage" moniker once and for all. As a result, Adam had inadvertently cock-blocked Chris, by simply being more talented.
In a huge display of hypocrisy, Christian wanted to get back at Adam for cheating, as he used more than one person in his video (in a rather nice display of family, Stackhouse's little sister has a role, which Chris believed was illegal, even though Adam does all the singing) and used music in the background (which didn't count as it was beatboxing, even though Chris believed it was a boombox). Chris ignored the fact that not only had he himself also cheated by registering many fake accounts to vote for himself, and also blackmailed his half-brother into voting for him as well.
Chris was so angry about the outcome of the contest that he created a fake webpage proclaiming himself the victor.[1] He also created a creepy video in which he repeatedly shot a photo of Adam and his sister in silence with a toy gun.
Adam Stackhouse is the complete opposite of Chris. Evidence to prove this is the fact that he graduated as valedictorian of his graduating class in college.[2]
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Adam's entry
Adam's entry shows that if he and Chris could put their differences aside, they could become true friends.
| —Chris in PSN Blogs in July 2007 |
Chris's opinion of Adam
| —Chris on Adam Stackhouse[3] |
He also thought Adam was cheating because he thought Adam's beatboxing counted as background music, even though beatboxing is music made with the voice and is therefore a cappella. Naturally, Chris ignored the fact that he cheated himself by bombarding Sony with fake accounts in order to win.
In a PlayStation Network post from 4 August 2007, Chris goes into detail about his feelings on Adam Stackhouse:
| —Chris in PSN Blogs in August 2007 |
Adam's opinion of Chris
| No remorse... I mean, I didn't even know the wonders of CWC until a year after the contest... I noticed a string of comments about his entry at that point coming from his ED page (at that time there was a longer passage on the Parappa contest, before he really went off the deep end). That's when I discovered the apology video, where he retracted the threats on my sister and I. I've always wanted to see the lost video where he calls me "no-good" and repeated shoots a picture of me...
I've been following the whole thing since I discovered it about six months ago, thanks to CWC's Sept 24 2008 update video... and yeah, it was pretty shocking and bizarre as I slowly put the pieces together..."[4] |
See also
References
- ↑ http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html
- ↑ http://web.wm.edu/news/archive/index.php?id=3657
- ↑ http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm
- ↑ From YouTube comments
